Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 12 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
Elemental Crystals Collected: 36 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • ValhallaCraft SMP

    ValhallaCraft SMP

    The ValhallaCraft SMP has quickly become one of the most exciting SMP’s in Minecraft. From the moment you join our server, you’ll see that we truly have a one of a kind server. When you join, you’ll instantly feel welcomed into the community by the flurry of “Welcome!” messages in chat. Everyone is super close knit for our size and loves helping new players. We typically average around 20-26 players online during the day and 8-10 online at night. So you’ll never be alone!We are constantly adding new features, like our brand new podcast ValhallaCast where we talk about all kinds of things server related and not! As we continue to grow we plan to add different types of servers and other things of the sort! I hope you decide to join our ever-evolving SMP!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8785 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Mythical Quests Completed: 49 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Minecraft Civils

    Minecraft Civils

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • VenatusMC

    VenatusMC

    Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • UnitMC

    UnitMC

    Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3904 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Mines Excavated: 1617
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • DoonPlex

    DoonPlex

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Farms Harvested: 825
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Dimension Hops: 13 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CraftMC.PL

    CraftMC.PL

    CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 1149
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Chimeras Created: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Globecraft

    Globecraft

    PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • VanillaHub

    VanillaHub

    1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! ​https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 1792
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 65 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • PokeRetreat

    PokeRetreat

    IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 15 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • RawMinecraft 2.0

    RawMinecraft 2.0

    [email protected].

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 473 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • VortexNetwork

    VortexNetwork

    Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • RTVCRAFT

    RTVCRAFT

    Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Villages Defended: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Alternative World

    Alternative World

    Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 40 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 355
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • GlitchyMC

    GlitchyMC

    GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • SweetPea Middle School

    SweetPea Middle School

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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