Blocky Dongs Collective | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Love Letters Sent:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Enchantments Applied:	113	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8443
Potions Brewed:	93	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5244

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Farms Harvested:	155
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Holy Grails Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Crops Grown:	5345
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TransformersMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

TransformersMC A Transformers Server for the latest version of Minecraft The main attractions of TransformersMC are the fully modelled Transformers armors/suits and the various modelled weapons from the Transformers Universe Server Info: The Server is Vanilla, Mods are not required to join the Server, but this ModPack offers some Quality Boosting mods to enrich the experience! Server IP: TrafoMC.net Official Partner: Bisect Hosting: https://bisecthosting.com/celestialnetwork

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Animals Bred:	131	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PokeDigital

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

PokeDigital is a recently launched Minecraft Pixelmon server that not only offers Pokemon but Digimon as well! Its most notable features include the ability to communicate with your own Pokemon or Digimon, WonderTrade, PokeBuilder, GTS/STS, emotes, and non-paid flying. If you’re interested, and you know you are, join the server and give it a try! The only requirements to play are to have Pixelmon 9.1.7 and the server resource pack, which can be downloaded in-game.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.