Blocky Dongs Collective | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Void Armor Forged:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Farms Harvested:	586

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Farms Harvested:	200
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Villages Defended:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Star Shards Collected:	62
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	919915

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Void Gems Collected:	29	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Falling into the Void:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Animals Bred:	186
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Enchantments Applied:	94
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2176
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Enchantments Applied:	117
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Crops Grown:	6133
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.