Blocky Dongs Collective | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Meteorites Collected:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Enchantments Applied:	255	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Towns Built:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ores Mined:	9782
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6437

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dimension Hops:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	1383
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Crops Grown:	7464	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ores Mined:	9726
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mines Excavated:	3139	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Animals Bred:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	395
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.