Blocky Dongs Collective | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Divine Spears Created:	23	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5221
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Alien Abductions:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dimension Hops:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Survival Manos

Survival

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Potions Brewed:	77	Divine Spears Created:	23
Emeralds Found:	2185	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	29

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Towns Built:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Potions Brewed:	186	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	179	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	3267
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mines Excavated:	3629
Meteorites Collected:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Towns Built:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Farms Harvested:	674
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.