Blocky Dongs Collective | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

HexArchon: Where Minecraft Becomes So Customized Even the Creepers Don’t Recognize Themselves!

accessories, Challenges, Community, Competition, CONTENT, CREEPERS, Customization, customized, dont, Exploration, Features, Hardware, HexArchon, interactions, Minecraft, mmo, multiplayer, Performance, playstyles, progress, recognize, smp, Survival, Unique, Updates

Server Name	HexArchon
Overview	Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique gameplay features
Links	Server Trailer Discord Server Wiki

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is HexArchon?	HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique gameplay features such as Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more.
What are the values of HexArchon?
What are the gameplay mechanics in HexArchon?	Gameplay mechanics include Custom Mobs, Custom Items, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Quests, Abilities, Stats, Auto Farms, Furniture, Player Shops, and more.
What technical specifications does the server have?	The server runs on dedicated hardware with AMD Ryzen 9 7950X CPU, 64GB RAM, 2TB NVME SSD storage, and is hosted on the US East Coast for zero-lag gameplay.
How can I join HexArchon?	Join the server at play.hexarchon.net. It also supports Bedrock (Port 19132) with experimental features.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Animals Bred:	182	Buildings Constructed:	45
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Doggo Craft Minecraft Server

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Hey gamers, forget about being a dog person because on our server, you can have a pet creeper that you can poke noses with! That’s right, imagine the thrill of bonding with a creeper and not having to worry about it exploding in your face. Join us for the ultimate pet experience and make memories that will last a lifetime. Who needs dogs when you can have explosive companions instead? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join our server now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Talking Fish Minecraft SMP

aggressive behavior, anger issues, animal communication, bizarre reaction, chimp out, communication breakdown, emotional outburst, emotional response, Fish, irrational behavior, mental breakdown, mental health, Minecraft, Outburst, primate behavior, psychological triggers, smp, strange reaction, stress response, Talking, talking fish, unexpected reaction, unusual behavior, unusual situation

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the drama between players! Join us if you want to witness epic battles over who gets to claim the last block of diamond ore, or if you want to see someone chimp out over a talking fish (yes, that actually happened).

Our server is filled with unique characters, like the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but melons, or the one who insists on wearing a pumpkin on their head at all times. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that there’s a stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of angry wolves. Will you be brave enough to claim it for yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of chimping out. Just remember to watch out for those talking fish!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

HaterMom Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can bond with your child and make your ex jealous at the same time? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you and your little one to team up, conquer challenges, and have a blast together.

Join us and experience the thrill of gaming with your kid, while also driving your ex crazy with jealousy. Who knew virtual block-building could cause so much drama? But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

With our server, you can show off all your wins to your ex and watch her eyes roll in annoyance. And don’t worry about the amount of time your child spends gaming – we fully support family bonding through Minecraft!

So come on, join us and let the games begin. Who knows, maybe your ex will eventually come around and join in on the fun too. But until then, let the gaming and the drama unfold on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NoVMs4U, BlockTalk, MemeCraft, VoiceMailVeto

BlockTalk, Boundaries, busy life, busy schedule, Communication, constant communication, diary entries, dumping thoughts, friendship, long messages, long voice notes, Memecraft, NoVMs4U, offline time, opinionated friends, Opinions, personal space, quick messages, Respect, selfish behavior, setting boundaries, voice messages, VoiceMailVeto

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of long voice messages invading your precious gaming time? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that noise!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. We promise no voice messages allowed, only quick and easy communication for all your gaming needs.

Just like our player who runs two businesses and has a child, we understand the value of offline time with family and friends. But unlike her friend who sends endless voice messages about their dating life, we keep it short and sweet.

So come on over to our server where setting boundaries is not only okay, it’s encouraged! Who needs drama when you can have fun building and exploring with like-minded players? Don’t be the voice message sender of the group, be the hero of the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

LetGoHardest – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most challenging server out there!

Join us if you want to test your skills by battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing tournaments where the stakes are high and the llamas are faster than lightning.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Can you defeat the Ender Llama and claim the carrots for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let go of all your boring old Minecraft servers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyPhoneless World

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Imagine a world where smartphones never existed… a world where people actually had to talk to each other face to face, where you couldn’t swipe right on Tinder or send memes to your group chat. It sounds like a nightmare, right? Well, lucky for you, on our Minecraft server, we have recreated that world!

Join us for a truly immersive experience where communication is key and social skills are a must. Forget about texting your friends, on our server you’ll have to physically walk over to them and have a conversation. And don’t even get us started on dating – no more swiping left or right, you’ll have to actually ask someone out in person!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have banned all forms of technology, so you won’t find any redstone contraptions or automated farms here. You’ll have to do everything manually, just like in the good old days. So come join us for a blast from the past and experience a world without smartphones on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6028	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BlinkenCraft Minecraft Server

actions, blinken, BlinkenCraft, China, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, Discrepancies, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Minecraft, Mismatch, News, Peace, Reuters, Secretary of State, Server, Statements, Ukraine, united states, Words, world affairs

join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your house! we have a secret underground base where you can ride on the backs of ender dragons and battle evil zombie pigmen with diamond swords!

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and build epic structures with us! we have a roller coaster that takes you through a nether portal and drops you into a pool of lava (don’t worry, you respawn right after)!

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventures ever! who needs peace in Ukraine when you can have peace in our minecraft world instead? trust me, it’s way more fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BeirutBoomCraft

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so like, u know how in Minecraft u gotta fight off all them mobs and stuff? well, this server is like that but on steroids! we got crazy battles and epic loot that will make u feel like a total boss.

join us and u might even get the chance to take down a senior Hezbollah terrorist like Hassan Khalil Yassin in an intense strike on Beirut! yeah, we don’t mess around here.

so if u wanna experience the most adrenaline-pumping, heart-pounding action in Minecraft, then come on over and join us. but be warned, once u start playing on this server, u won’t be able to stop. it’s that addicting.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Towns Built:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Animal Hide and Seek

animal, Animal Behavior, Awareness, blending in, CAMOUFLAGE, common, everyday encounters, Familiar, hidden, Hide, Nature, nature walks, Observation, Repetition, Seek, subtle presence, UNNOTICED, unnoticed beauty, unnoticed creatures, wildlife, wildlife photography, wildlife sightings

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A ZOO BUT WITH MINECRAFT ANIMALS. WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT SING OPERA, AND CHICKENS THAT DO STAND-UP COMEDY. YOU’LL NEVER BE BORED WITH THESE CRAZY CREATURES AROUND. JOIN NOW IF YOU WANNA SEE THE WILDEST ANIMALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Emeralds Found:	1780
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ISO SMP: The 18+ Vanilla Ice-cream Society – No Crying over Hermit-craft!

#icecream, +18, Active players, Anti-Xray, chest locking plugin, Community, crying, custom armor stand, Custom Economy, Deathchest, Discord, hermit-craft style, hermitcraft, home, Invisible item frames, iso, miniblocs, Mob Heads, player heads, Server, Shops, smp, society, Vanilla, Vein Miner

ISO SMP Overview

Server Launch Date	2024-09-10
Community	18+
Features	Chest locking plugin, invisible item frames, player and mob heads, Deathchest, Vein-miner, /home, Shops with custom economy, anti-xray, Server on 24/7, custom armor stand, miniblocs

Join us on discord: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	Yes, the community is 18+.
What are some of the unique features on the server?	Chest locking plugin, invisible item frames, player and mob heads, Deathchest, Vein-miner, /home, Shops with custom economy, anti-xray, custom armor stand, miniblocs.
Is the server online 24/7?	Yes, the server is available 24/7 for players to enjoy.
How can I join the community on discord?	Click on the provided link to join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Wistoria Battle Isekai Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a crazy isekai adventure! Join us in the land of Wistoria where you can battle it out with Frieren for the ultimate throne! Will you be able to steal the crown and become the ruler of this wacky world? With insane battles, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle for the throne begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	208	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Amazing News Minecraft SMP: Owari No Seraph Anime Trademark Renewed For 10 Years

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a TV anime adaptation that never ends! We’ve extended the IP for 10 years by Shueisha because our server is just that epic. Season 3 is coming soon, so join now to be a part of the action-packed adventure filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a few vampire slayers. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CroissantCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, Argument, Assumptions, Bakery, being right, chocolate croissant, Communication, croissant, CroissantCraft, facts, husband, INFORMATION, lashing out, learning, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Opinions, personal beliefs, reactions, relationships, Server, sharing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value facts and opinions just as much as we value building epic structures! Join us if you want to learn new things and share your knowledge, just like the time I tried to educate my husband about chocolate croissants and it ended in a heated argument about pastries.

On our server, you can build your dream castle while also debating whether a chocolate croissant is truly a croissant or not. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep-seated pastry preferences that lead to epic battles between players.

So come join us and let’s settle the age-old debate of what constitutes a croissant once and for all! And remember, on our server, facts are just as important as diamonds.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	107	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Animals Bred:	123

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

TruthfulDave’sCraftLand

aita, chemotherapy facility, confronting lies, Deception, dishonesty, fake illness, fake relationships, faked cancer, faked jobs, faked military service, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, multiple marriages, standing up for truth, toxic relationships, truth telling, TruthfulDavesCraftLand, Uncle Dave, uncovering lies

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing faker than Uncle Dave’s cancer is the diamonds you’ll find underground! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like Uncle Dave’s fake military service and his endless lies to impress women.

But beware, just like Dave’s lies caught up to him, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know when someone will call you out for your fake diamond armor or accuse you of pretending to be a pro builder.

So come on in and experience the drama, the chaos, and the hilarity that only our server can offer. Just remember, if you start faking your skills, be prepared to face the consequences like Uncle Dave did at grandma’s birthday party. See you in the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Potions Brewed:	75
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Dragons Tamed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.