Blocky Dongs Collective | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Emeralds Found:	9860
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Buildings Constructed:	47	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SeshShed

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival

Come join a new community of hard core survivalist, Tons of fun things to do such as Building Griefing PVP exploring

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Thermo-SMP

Earth, PvE, PvP

Hello welcome to ThermoSMP, this is a fast growing Earth SMP server with a bunch of quality of life plugins like the ones listed below. ———————————————————– – Map accessible through a link – Teleport in different continents – Immersive World Generation – Dedicated Hosting (12 cores, 24GB ram)

Versions: 1.20.x

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Villages Defended:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

HatterWorld

Earth, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This is a best minecraft server! On this server you can play with friends, develop, look for adventures and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	859
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CevherCraft

Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our CevherCraft server first started as a SykBlock server. We plan to add new game modes in the future and we plan to be a hub server with the best audience in Turkey in the future. OreCraft will have different game modes for different players, so we can guarantee that people can easily find their favorite games.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	240	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148
Buildings Constructed:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Towns Built:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

hyperland

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Hyperland We are a Minecraft Server, we are an SMP server, and We are Very Welcoming, I’m trying to make the best Experience on an Smp server.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

LosCachorros

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Discover the fascinating universe of the Brazilian Minecraft server that offers an exceptional experience with the Sky Block mini-game. By joining this virtual realm, you will be immersed in exciting challenges and a unique journey.

In Sky Block, the proposal is to build your own floating island using limited resources. Develop your survival skills as you brave the elements and overcome creative obstacles. With an active and friendly community, the server provides not only fun, but also the opportunity to interact, exchange experiences and form alliances.

Sky Block’s immersive atmosphere not only challenges your creativity but also fosters camaraderie among players. Participate in regular events, contests and exclusive challenges that take competition to new heights. The diversity of resources and functionalities available on the server guarantees a rich and dynamic experience.

Furthermore, the Brazilian server stands out for its stability and performance, providing smooth and interruption-free gameplay. The team of administrators and moderators are always ready to help, ensuring a safe and pleasant environment for all players.

If you are looking for an innovative and immersive experience in the world of Minecraft, the Brazilian Sky Block server is the ideal choice. Connect now and embark on this exciting journey, where challenges, friendships and achievements await you. Your island, your rules, your adventure!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ArconiaRPG

MCMMO, Roleplay

A fun RPG for you to play! Constantly updating! Custom Areas and Monsters! Join now for a cool community and more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The Forever Minecraft Server

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

We are a community of people looking for chill people to join our whitelisted SMP. we are pretty vanilla no tp or /home. We are a long term server

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mines Excavated:	3014	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Wizzy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

The Wizzy SMP is a free to play Java and Bedrock crossplay Minecraft server dedicated to mastering the art of wizardry! Learn to cast spells, create mob grinders to get cash, make alliances with people and have a great time! Enjoy your stay~

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	8957	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Volos PvP

KitPvP, PvP

Volos PvP, where battles ignite and champions rise! Enter a world where combat prowess reigns supreme. Engage in relentless PvP action within our meticulously designed arenas, armed with custom armor and weaponry. Seek out envoys, conquer King of the Hill events, and claim the glory that awaits the mightiest warriors. Embrace the challenge, sharpen your skills, and ascend to dominance in Volos PvP!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4479	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

LatinoMC Network

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LatinoMC Network is a Network created in 2023, not known but well. We have the following modalities

[+] BoxPvP Teen Titans [+] BoxPvP Animals [+] BoxPvP BrawlStars [+] Survival V1.0 Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Twisted Acres SMP

Economy, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

We are a modded java only server running 1.20.1 through curseforge. We are an extremely new community/ We focus on tech with mods like Mekanizm, Create, AE2, Refined storage. But we have more. Hundreds of Items, blocks, Ores, Accessories for you to find, smelt and craft through out the world. Tons of new Dimensions, mobs and Bosses. Ridable mounts that fly, walk, and swim. Hundreds of new crops and foods to discover and cook. Join the discord today to get on the whitelisted server. Family Friendly 16 and over server. join us today and start your story the way you want to.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crops Grown:	1551	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Atlantis

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Java 1.20.2 Completely vanilla, running folia, maybe longer if it people play on it. Should be able to handle up to 200-300 players at once. Rules may be added if necessary, but as of now none.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

World of Amelia – Minecraft

LifeSteal, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on an Unforgеttablе Journеy in World of Amеlia

Entеr thе rеalm of World of Amеlia and whеrе advеnturе an’ еxcitеmеnt await at еvеry cornеr. Known for its vibrant community an’ dеdicatеd staff and offеrs a rangе of gamе modеs to suit еvеry kind of еnthusiast.

In thе Lifеstеal modе and survival takеs on a thrillin’ еdgе and challеngin’ playеrs to outwit an’ outlast in a world whеrе еvеry hеart counts morе than usual. For thosе with a passion for agility an’ prеcision and thе Parkour modе offеrs an array of coursеs and pushin’ your Minеcraft skills to thеir limits.

Expеriеncе thе lifе of our Prison modе and whеrе stratеgy an’ hard work pavе thе way to frееdom. Altеrnativеly and takе to thе skiеs in Skyblock and whеrе crеativity an’ rеsourcеfulnеss arе kеy to еxpandin’ your pеrsonal island.

For playеrs who prеfеr a morе groundеd еxpеriеncе and our Survival modе offеrs thе classic еxpеriеncе with a twist of uniquе challеngеs an’ community еvеnts. For thosе who еnjoy tеamwork play and thе Towny modе providеs an opportunity to build an’ thrivе within a community and craftin’ a community from thе ground up.

In World of Amеlia and еvеry day is an opportunity for nеw and friеndships an’ еxpеriеncеs. With a blеnd of classic an’ innovativе gamе modеs and our sеrvеr promisеs an еngagin’ an’ еvеr еvolvin’ world and waitin’ for you to lеavе your mark.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	317	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Pege SMP

Survival, Whitelist

Hi! We’re starting a casual, minimal plugin SMP for Java 1.20.2 and need players that are mature and respectful. Just be mature and don’t grief or steal. This is a casual experience where you should be able to just chill and play Minecraft without any drama or pettiness or thievery. Join our server for whitelist 🙂

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	4901

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.