Blocky Dongs Collective | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

UpShot MC

Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Embark on an exciting journey by joining UpShot MC today and become one of the pioneering members to shape the foundation of an incredible community! By joining now, you’ll secure your place among the first wave of players on the server.

Stay tuned for a more detailed and immersive description, coming soon! We’re working tirelessly to craft an engaging narrative that captures the essence of what makes our server unique and compelling. Be prepared for an unparalleled experience where you’ll forge lasting connections, partake in thrilling activities, and witness the growth of a community destined for greatness.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SeshShed

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival

Come join a new community of hard core survivalist, Tons of fun things to do such as Building Griefing PVP exploring

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2123
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Thermo-SMP

Earth, PvE, PvP

Hello welcome to ThermoSMP, this is a fast growing Earth SMP server with a bunch of quality of life plugins like the ones listed below. ———————————————————– – Map accessible through a link – Teleport in different continents – Immersive World Generation – Dedicated Hosting (12 cores, 24GB ram)

Versions: 1.20.x

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

HatterWorld

Earth, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This is a best minecraft server! On this server you can play with friends, develop, look for adventures and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CevherCraft

Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our CevherCraft server first started as a SykBlock server. We plan to add new game modes in the future and we plan to be a hub server with the best audience in Turkey in the future. OreCraft will have different game modes for different players, so we can guarantee that people can easily find their favorite games.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Buildings Constructed:	38

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

hyperland

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Hyperland We are a Minecraft Server, we are an SMP server, and We are Very Welcoming, I’m trying to make the best Experience on an Smp server.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Holy Grails Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

LosCachorros

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Discover the fascinating universe of the Brazilian Minecraft server that offers an exceptional experience with the Sky Block mini-game. By joining this virtual realm, you will be immersed in exciting challenges and a unique journey.

In Sky Block, the proposal is to build your own floating island using limited resources. Develop your survival skills as you brave the elements and overcome creative obstacles. With an active and friendly community, the server provides not only fun, but also the opportunity to interact, exchange experiences and form alliances.

Sky Block’s immersive atmosphere not only challenges your creativity but also fosters camaraderie among players. Participate in regular events, contests and exclusive challenges that take competition to new heights. The diversity of resources and functionalities available on the server guarantees a rich and dynamic experience.

Furthermore, the Brazilian server stands out for its stability and performance, providing smooth and interruption-free gameplay. The team of administrators and moderators are always ready to help, ensuring a safe and pleasant environment for all players.

If you are looking for an innovative and immersive experience in the world of Minecraft, the Brazilian Sky Block server is the ideal choice. Connect now and embark on this exciting journey, where challenges, friendships and achievements await you. Your island, your rules, your adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mines Excavated:	1044

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ArconiaRPG

MCMMO, Roleplay

A fun RPG for you to play! Constantly updating! Custom Areas and Monsters! Join now for a cool community and more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

The Forever Minecraft Server

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

We are a community of people looking for chill people to join our whitelisted SMP. we are pretty vanilla no tp or /home. We are a long term server

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Wizzy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

The Wizzy SMP is a free to play Java and Bedrock crossplay Minecraft server dedicated to mastering the art of wizardry! Learn to cast spells, create mob grinders to get cash, make alliances with people and have a great time! Enjoy your stay~

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5645	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Volos PvP

KitPvP, PvP

Volos PvP, where battles ignite and champions rise! Enter a world where combat prowess reigns supreme. Engage in relentless PvP action within our meticulously designed arenas, armed with custom armor and weaponry. Seek out envoys, conquer King of the Hill events, and claim the glory that awaits the mightiest warriors. Embrace the challenge, sharpen your skills, and ascend to dominance in Volos PvP!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

LatinoMC Network

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LatinoMC Network is a Network created in 2023, not known but well. We have the following modalities

[+] BoxPvP Teen Titans [+] BoxPvP Animals [+] BoxPvP BrawlStars [+] Survival V1.0 Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Twisted Acres SMP

Economy, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

We are a modded java only server running 1.20.1 through curseforge. We are an extremely new community/ We focus on tech with mods like Mekanizm, Create, AE2, Refined storage. But we have more. Hundreds of Items, blocks, Ores, Accessories for you to find, smelt and craft through out the world. Tons of new Dimensions, mobs and Bosses. Ridable mounts that fly, walk, and swim. Hundreds of new crops and foods to discover and cook. Join the discord today to get on the whitelisted server. Family Friendly 16 and over server. join us today and start your story the way you want to.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Zombie Dances:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Atlantis

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Java 1.20.2 Completely vanilla, running folia, maybe longer if it people play on it. Should be able to handle up to 200-300 players at once. Rules may be added if necessary, but as of now none.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2995
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3378	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

World of Amelia – Minecraft

LifeSteal, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on an Unforgеttablе Journеy in World of Amеlia

Entеr thе rеalm of World of Amеlia and whеrе advеnturе an’ еxcitеmеnt await at еvеry cornеr. Known for its vibrant community an’ dеdicatеd staff and offеrs a rangе of gamе modеs to suit еvеry kind of еnthusiast.

In thе Lifеstеal modе and survival takеs on a thrillin’ еdgе and challеngin’ playеrs to outwit an’ outlast in a world whеrе еvеry hеart counts morе than usual. For thosе with a passion for agility an’ prеcision and thе Parkour modе offеrs an array of coursеs and pushin’ your Minеcraft skills to thеir limits.

Expеriеncе thе lifе of our Prison modе and whеrе stratеgy an’ hard work pavе thе way to frееdom. Altеrnativеly and takе to thе skiеs in Skyblock and whеrе crеativity an’ rеsourcеfulnеss arе kеy to еxpandin’ your pеrsonal island.

For playеrs who prеfеr a morе groundеd еxpеriеncе and our Survival modе offеrs thе classic еxpеriеncе with a twist of uniquе challеngеs an’ community еvеnts. For thosе who еnjoy tеamwork play and thе Towny modе providеs an opportunity to build an’ thrivе within a community and craftin’ a community from thе ground up.

In World of Amеlia and еvеry day is an opportunity for nеw and friеndships an’ еxpеriеncеs. With a blеnd of classic an’ innovativе gamе modеs and our sеrvеr promisеs an еngagin’ an’ еvеr еvolvin’ world and waitin’ for you to lеavе your mark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	205	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!