Blocky Dongs Collective | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PrimeSMP

LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

PrimeSMP is the BEST Public Minecraft Network which is available to both Bedrock and Java players. We are a Lifesteal network expanding to more gamemodes very soon!

Minecraft Version — 1.20+ Server IP — play.PrimeSMP.fun Bedrock Port — 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Dimension Hops:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

KingMC Nations

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

KingMC Nations is a brand new server. Create a nation, invite your friends, and build a civilization! Create alliances or defeat your enemies. On this server, swords axes and bows deal no damage to other players and you have to use guns. Join today! We are currently giving out free items!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	307
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Catholic.GG

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

A Catholic Minecraft server!

Besides the obvious of no profane words, this server technically has no rules, only that you cannot lag the server.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Mine Fox

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Mine Fox, a Minecraft survival server that takes your gaming experience to the next level! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and challenging world where survival is key. Our server boasts an array of features to enhance your gameplay, including the popular McMMO plugin that adds RPG elements, allowing you to level up various skills and become a master in your chosen profession.

Claim your territory and protect your creations with our advanced claims system, ensuring that your hard work remains safe from griefers. But that’s not all – Mine Fox offers a plethora of additional features, promising an immersive and enjoyable environment for players of all levels. Join us and embark on a journey filled with adventures, community building, and endless possibilities. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer, Mine Fox welcomes you to a thriving community of like-minded players. Experience the ultimate survival adventure with us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Ores Mined:	1628	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Reaktor

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Reaktor is your new, hack allowed anarchy server. Running on 1.20.1.

Everything goes!

Reaktor also have the FarLands! Starting at 29 Millions blocks out.

Do you have what it takes to reach the FarLands?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Farms Harvested:	889	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Blocky Record

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP

We are a new server emerging to combine music and Minecraft with a sparkle of anarchy, The Blocky Record is a semi-anarchy server that offers kits, economy, and rewards for voting.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

UpShot MC

Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Embark on an exciting journey by joining UpShot MC today and become one of the pioneering members to shape the foundation of an incredible community! By joining now, you’ll secure your place among the first wave of players on the server.

Stay tuned for a more detailed and immersive description, coming soon! We’re working tirelessly to craft an engaging narrative that captures the essence of what makes our server unique and compelling. Be prepared for an unparalleled experience where you’ll forge lasting connections, partake in thrilling activities, and witness the growth of a community destined for greatness.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SeshShed

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival

Come join a new community of hard core survivalist, Tons of fun things to do such as Building Griefing PVP exploring

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Thermo-SMP

Earth, PvE, PvP

Hello welcome to ThermoSMP, this is a fast growing Earth SMP server with a bunch of quality of life plugins like the ones listed below. ———————————————————– – Map accessible through a link – Teleport in different continents – Immersive World Generation – Dedicated Hosting (12 cores, 24GB ram)

Versions: 1.20.x

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Divine Spears Created:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ores Mined:	9119
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

HatterWorld

Earth, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This is a best minecraft server! On this server you can play with friends, develop, look for adventures and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CevherCraft

Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our CevherCraft server first started as a SykBlock server. We plan to add new game modes in the future and we plan to be a hub server with the best audience in Turkey in the future. OreCraft will have different game modes for different players, so we can guarantee that people can easily find their favorite games.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

hyperland

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Hyperland We are a Minecraft Server, we are an SMP server, and We are Very Welcoming, I’m trying to make the best Experience on an Smp server.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Zombie Dances:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

LosCachorros

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Discover the fascinating universe of the Brazilian Minecraft server that offers an exceptional experience with the Sky Block mini-game. By joining this virtual realm, you will be immersed in exciting challenges and a unique journey.

In Sky Block, the proposal is to build your own floating island using limited resources. Develop your survival skills as you brave the elements and overcome creative obstacles. With an active and friendly community, the server provides not only fun, but also the opportunity to interact, exchange experiences and form alliances.

Sky Block’s immersive atmosphere not only challenges your creativity but also fosters camaraderie among players. Participate in regular events, contests and exclusive challenges that take competition to new heights. The diversity of resources and functionalities available on the server guarantees a rich and dynamic experience.

Furthermore, the Brazilian server stands out for its stability and performance, providing smooth and interruption-free gameplay. The team of administrators and moderators are always ready to help, ensuring a safe and pleasant environment for all players.

If you are looking for an innovative and immersive experience in the world of Minecraft, the Brazilian Sky Block server is the ideal choice. Connect now and embark on this exciting journey, where challenges, friendships and achievements await you. Your island, your rules, your adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ArconiaRPG

MCMMO, Roleplay

A fun RPG for you to play! Constantly updating! Custom Areas and Monsters! Join now for a cool community and more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Crops Grown:	2860	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Forever Minecraft Server

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

We are a community of people looking for chill people to join our whitelisted SMP. we are pretty vanilla no tp or /home. We are a long term server

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!