Blocky Dongs Collective | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Potions Brewed:	177	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

KingMC Nations

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

KingMC Nations is a brand new server. Create a nation, invite your friends, and build a civilization! Create alliances or defeat your enemies. On this server, swords axes and bows deal no damage to other players and you have to use guns. Join today! We are currently giving out free items!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8062
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Catholic.GG

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

A Catholic Minecraft server!

Besides the obvious of no profane words, this server technically has no rules, only that you cannot lag the server.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1607	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Mine Fox

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Mine Fox, a Minecraft survival server that takes your gaming experience to the next level! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and challenging world where survival is key. Our server boasts an array of features to enhance your gameplay, including the popular McMMO plugin that adds RPG elements, allowing you to level up various skills and become a master in your chosen profession.

Claim your territory and protect your creations with our advanced claims system, ensuring that your hard work remains safe from griefers. But that’s not all – Mine Fox offers a plethora of additional features, promising an immersive and enjoyable environment for players of all levels. Join us and embark on a journey filled with adventures, community building, and endless possibilities. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer, Mine Fox welcomes you to a thriving community of like-minded players. Experience the ultimate survival adventure with us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Reaktor

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Reaktor is your new, hack allowed anarchy server. Running on 1.20.1.

Everything goes!

Reaktor also have the FarLands! Starting at 29 Millions blocks out.

Do you have what it takes to reach the FarLands?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Blocky Record

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP

We are a new server emerging to combine music and Minecraft with a sparkle of anarchy, The Blocky Record is a semi-anarchy server that offers kits, economy, and rewards for voting.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

UpShot MC

Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Embark on an exciting journey by joining UpShot MC today and become one of the pioneering members to shape the foundation of an incredible community! By joining now, you’ll secure your place among the first wave of players on the server.

Stay tuned for a more detailed and immersive description, coming soon! We’re working tirelessly to craft an engaging narrative that captures the essence of what makes our server unique and compelling. Be prepared for an unparalleled experience where you’ll forge lasting connections, partake in thrilling activities, and witness the growth of a community destined for greatness.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SeshShed

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival

Come join a new community of hard core survivalist, Tons of fun things to do such as Building Griefing PVP exploring

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	5450
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Thermo-SMP

Earth, PvE, PvP

Hello welcome to ThermoSMP, this is a fast growing Earth SMP server with a bunch of quality of life plugins like the ones listed below. ———————————————————– – Map accessible through a link – Teleport in different continents – Immersive World Generation – Dedicated Hosting (12 cores, 24GB ram)

Versions: 1.20.x

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

HatterWorld

Earth, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This is a best minecraft server! On this server you can play with friends, develop, look for adventures and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	New Chunks Explored:	803425
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CevherCraft

Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our CevherCraft server first started as a SykBlock server. We plan to add new game modes in the future and we plan to be a hub server with the best audience in Turkey in the future. OreCraft will have different game modes for different players, so we can guarantee that people can easily find their favorite games.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
New Chunks Explored:	383088	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

hyperland

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Hyperland We are a Minecraft Server, we are an SMP server, and We are Very Welcoming, I’m trying to make the best Experience on an Smp server.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

LosCachorros

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Discover the fascinating universe of the Brazilian Minecraft server that offers an exceptional experience with the Sky Block mini-game. By joining this virtual realm, you will be immersed in exciting challenges and a unique journey.

In Sky Block, the proposal is to build your own floating island using limited resources. Develop your survival skills as you brave the elements and overcome creative obstacles. With an active and friendly community, the server provides not only fun, but also the opportunity to interact, exchange experiences and form alliances.

Sky Block’s immersive atmosphere not only challenges your creativity but also fosters camaraderie among players. Participate in regular events, contests and exclusive challenges that take competition to new heights. The diversity of resources and functionalities available on the server guarantees a rich and dynamic experience.

Furthermore, the Brazilian server stands out for its stability and performance, providing smooth and interruption-free gameplay. The team of administrators and moderators are always ready to help, ensuring a safe and pleasant environment for all players.

If you are looking for an innovative and immersive experience in the world of Minecraft, the Brazilian Sky Block server is the ideal choice. Connect now and embark on this exciting journey, where challenges, friendships and achievements await you. Your island, your rules, your adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ArconiaRPG

MCMMO, Roleplay

A fun RPG for you to play! Constantly updating! Custom Areas and Monsters! Join now for a cool community and more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	21
New Chunks Explored:	345027	Mines Excavated:	3886
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

The Forever Minecraft Server

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

We are a community of people looking for chill people to join our whitelisted SMP. we are pretty vanilla no tp or /home. We are a long term server

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9890	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Wizzy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

The Wizzy SMP is a free to play Java and Bedrock crossplay Minecraft server dedicated to mastering the art of wizardry! Learn to cast spells, create mob grinders to get cash, make alliances with people and have a great time! Enjoy your stay~

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3221
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ores Mined:	6349
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.