Blocky Dongs Collective | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	96075

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

hyperland

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Hyperland We are a Minecraft Server, we are an SMP server, and We are Very Welcoming, I’m trying to make the best Experience on an Smp server.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

LosCachorros

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Discover the fascinating universe of the Brazilian Minecraft server that offers an exceptional experience with the Sky Block mini-game. By joining this virtual realm, you will be immersed in exciting challenges and a unique journey.

In Sky Block, the proposal is to build your own floating island using limited resources. Develop your survival skills as you brave the elements and overcome creative obstacles. With an active and friendly community, the server provides not only fun, but also the opportunity to interact, exchange experiences and form alliances.

Sky Block’s immersive atmosphere not only challenges your creativity but also fosters camaraderie among players. Participate in regular events, contests and exclusive challenges that take competition to new heights. The diversity of resources and functionalities available on the server guarantees a rich and dynamic experience.

Furthermore, the Brazilian server stands out for its stability and performance, providing smooth and interruption-free gameplay. The team of administrators and moderators are always ready to help, ensuring a safe and pleasant environment for all players.

If you are looking for an innovative and immersive experience in the world of Minecraft, the Brazilian Sky Block server is the ideal choice. Connect now and embark on this exciting journey, where challenges, friendships and achievements await you. Your island, your rules, your adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146	Falling into the Void:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	9502
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ArconiaRPG

MCMMO, Roleplay

A fun RPG for you to play! Constantly updating! Custom Areas and Monsters! Join now for a cool community and more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

The Forever Minecraft Server

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

We are a community of people looking for chill people to join our whitelisted SMP. we are pretty vanilla no tp or /home. We are a long term server

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Wizzy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

The Wizzy SMP is a free to play Java and Bedrock crossplay Minecraft server dedicated to mastering the art of wizardry! Learn to cast spells, create mob grinders to get cash, make alliances with people and have a great time! Enjoy your stay~

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Emeralds Found:	8871	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Volos PvP

KitPvP, PvP

Volos PvP, where battles ignite and champions rise! Enter a world where combat prowess reigns supreme. Engage in relentless PvP action within our meticulously designed arenas, armed with custom armor and weaponry. Seek out envoys, conquer King of the Hill events, and claim the glory that awaits the mightiest warriors. Embrace the challenge, sharpen your skills, and ascend to dominance in Volos PvP!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Falling into the Void:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2111	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

LatinoMC Network

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LatinoMC Network is a Network created in 2023, not known but well. We have the following modalities

[+] BoxPvP Teen Titans [+] BoxPvP Animals [+] BoxPvP BrawlStars [+] Survival V1.0 Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	340	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Twisted Acres SMP

Economy, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

We are a modded java only server running 1.20.1 through curseforge. We are an extremely new community/ We focus on tech with mods like Mekanizm, Create, AE2, Refined storage. But we have more. Hundreds of Items, blocks, Ores, Accessories for you to find, smelt and craft through out the world. Tons of new Dimensions, mobs and Bosses. Ridable mounts that fly, walk, and swim. Hundreds of new crops and foods to discover and cook. Join the discord today to get on the whitelisted server. Family Friendly 16 and over server. join us today and start your story the way you want to.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Crops Grown:	2181	Runes Activated:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Atlantis

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Java 1.20.2 Completely vanilla, running folia, maybe longer if it people play on it. Should be able to handle up to 200-300 players at once. Rules may be added if necessary, but as of now none.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

World of Amelia – Minecraft

LifeSteal, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on an Unforgеttablе Journеy in World of Amеlia

Entеr thе rеalm of World of Amеlia and whеrе advеnturе an’ еxcitеmеnt await at еvеry cornеr. Known for its vibrant community an’ dеdicatеd staff and offеrs a rangе of gamе modеs to suit еvеry kind of еnthusiast.

In thе Lifеstеal modе and survival takеs on a thrillin’ еdgе and challеngin’ playеrs to outwit an’ outlast in a world whеrе еvеry hеart counts morе than usual. For thosе with a passion for agility an’ prеcision and thе Parkour modе offеrs an array of coursеs and pushin’ your Minеcraft skills to thеir limits.

Expеriеncе thе lifе of our Prison modе and whеrе stratеgy an’ hard work pavе thе way to frееdom. Altеrnativеly and takе to thе skiеs in Skyblock and whеrе crеativity an’ rеsourcеfulnеss arе kеy to еxpandin’ your pеrsonal island.

For playеrs who prеfеr a morе groundеd еxpеriеncе and our Survival modе offеrs thе classic еxpеriеncе with a twist of uniquе challеngеs an’ community еvеnts. For thosе who еnjoy tеamwork play and thе Towny modе providеs an opportunity to build an’ thrivе within a community and craftin’ a community from thе ground up.

In World of Amеlia and еvеry day is an opportunity for nеw and friеndships an’ еxpеriеncеs. With a blеnd of classic an’ innovativе gamе modеs and our sеrvеr promisеs an еngagin’ an’ еvеr еvolvin’ world and waitin’ for you to lеavе your mark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Animals Bred:	50	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1886
Runes Activated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Pege SMP

Survival, Whitelist

Hi! We’re starting a casual, minimal plugin SMP for Java 1.20.2 and need players that are mature and respectful. Just be mature and don’t grief or steal. This is a casual experience where you should be able to just chill and play Minecraft without any drama or pettiness or thievery. Join our server for whitelist 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Byte blocks

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Best Minecraft server out there for both lifesteal enjoyment and economy , TPA , customs shops join now

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Potions Brewed:	24
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TestingCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Survival Minecraft Reloaded

Come and join us for a fun adventure Custom Items and Cosmetics Land Protection

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Tazpvp

KitPvP, Mini Games

Fun and competitive PvP server with many minigame-like features. It includes and FFA Arena, Events, Duels, and Mining.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	34	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Vortexia Vanilla

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7189

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.