Blocky Dongs Collective | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

FeelGoodGame

Vanilla

this is a friendly server for a quiet game. Open the group menu, there you will learn how to play with us

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

denisland network

Cross-Play, Earth, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

denisland network, a fun survival and chill server. currently theres survival gamemode and soon to be added, server is pretty new and soon to be active 😀

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Divine Spears Created:	28	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EmySMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Survival SMP for Twitch Streamer Emykyu that can also hold bedrock users, make sure to support the streams, supports versions 1.20 and up!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Surreal MC

Prison, PvP

Welcome to Surreal MC, an outstanding Minecraft server that offers limitless possibilities. Immerse yourself in a captivating world where reality bends and creativity thrives. Get ready for an unforgettable adventure that awaits you! Join us now and seize the moment.

Experience our standout feature: the unique main game mode, Prison. Explore intricately designed prison depths and embark on an exciting journey of progress. Engage in thrilling mining, gather valuable resources, and tackle captivating quests as you strive to earn your freedom. Our Prison mode is currently in beta testing, providing an exclusive opportunity to shape its development and be part of an ever-evolving experience.

But there’s more! We have exciting plans for the future. Our dedicated team is working hard to introduce two additional game modes: Kit PvP and Survival. Soon!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Void Gems Collected:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Brosburg

Economy, Survival

Brosburg.net is Survival Server with economy elements, You might see me and my friends play on this server. go mining and or crafting your friends in a community, Become leader Through democracy or through uprising,

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	4312
Falling into the Void:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Elysian

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Elysian! A survival SMP. Featuring Quests, KoTH, PvP, Teams, Bosses, and much more! Join now to build your kingdom.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CrossoverMC

Bedwars, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

A unique server in which you can explore several themed islands each with their own special minigames. It’s a great place to hang out with your friends and even make new ones. This server is currently being developed, but join our Discord to get updates on its release!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

HerosMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP

Rules (more in discord)

1 It is prohibited to disturb others or attack them with obscene language. It is forbidden to annoy or attack others with vulgar words.

2 Any content that is immoral or offensive to modesty is prohibited. No content contrary to literature or offensive.

3 Any religious or political discussion is prohibited. No religious or political discussion is allowed.

4 Please commit to adding topics and comments in their respective channels. Please commit to adding topics and comments to their channels.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Hyper Mc Network

Earth, Roleplay, Survival Games

Hi this is a minecraft server with lots of friendly staff and members…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Nuland

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Nuland, a thrilling Survival Minecraft server with powerful bosses, enhanced gameplay, skills, mounts, pets, custom items, and a balanced economy. Join our vibrant community, conquer challenges, and forge alliances in this immersive adventure. Start your journey today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

HexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to HexedMC!

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HexedMC is a Minecraft network filled with various cool concepts and features. Some of our gamemodes are Prison, Gens, Skyblock, and more to come! Feel free to join our network and compete among other players to get on the leaderboards.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	8478	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Haven Craft

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Towny

— FRESH RESTART ON 1.20.1

— New hard difficulty dimension “The Wilds”

Haven Craft is a Towny, McMMO server aimed at growing towns and competing to grow the largest empire. We have custom dungeons and bosses filled with tons of epic loot. Player owned shops and trading provides a heavily player driven economy with tons of cosmetic rewards to be had. Weekly server-wide boss fights.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Desidia Network

Bedwars, Creative, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Skywars

We want to present to you, on behalf of the Desidia Network team, this new server where you can find various modalities such as Factions, Box PvP, Full PvP, Practice, Skywars, Bedwars, Creative and Survival Custom.

Everything within the different modalities has been built based on user comments and always taking into account the community’s suggestions. We will be raffling off ranks, keys and more in the different modalities before and after the opening event!

Join this new community where you can play with your friends in any version! https://discord.gg/CWfuHPYHFQ

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Zombie Dances:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Rede Astros

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Servidor Dayz 1.16 – 1.20.x

Server with 3D weapons, PVP and PVE.

– Clan System – Functional Weapons – Crates – Player Store by Menu – Cash System – AUTOMATIC texturing – Rentable Apartments – Sistema de /menu

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7818	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PureVanilla SMP

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Pure Vanilla SMP is a small community driven server dedicated to providing an authentic vanilla experience. We started on August 14th of this year and are looking for new players who are interested in being part of a small community that we hope will grow over time. work on a spawn and shopping district is underway. There are plans to host events, activities, community projects, and much more! Because we are a new server we have a small playerbase of around 4 active members but we expect this number to grow once things get rolling. Check out our discord above.

There is a detailed breakdown of the rules on the discord. To summarize there is no toleration for griefing, stealing, harrasment, or cheating. We have a no second chances policy when it comes to cheating and intentional theft. Ledger allows us to protect our players against any griefing that may occurr.

If you are interested in joining please join the discord to find out more about rules and how to join.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Buildings Constructed:	34	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.