Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 4
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Minecraft Madness: Manga Mayhem

    Minecraft Madness: Manga Mayhem
    Hey there, fellow manga enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers that only talk about the same old manga series? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your manga needs!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. We’ve got scifi and fantasy galore, with a touch of low fantasy for those looking for something a little different. And don’t worry, we’ve banned all mecha stuff so you won’t have to deal with any pesky robots ruining your fun.

    Need some recommendations for new manga to read? Look no further! Our members are experts in all things manga and can help you find your next obsession. From hard scifi to mind-bending fantasy, we’ve got it all.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the manga madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden gem that will blow your mind like never before. See you there!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Alien Abductions: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • BlockyBalls69 Minecraft Server – Where we pay tribute to cocks and play mini golf! #sendnudes

    BlockyBalls69 Minecraft Server – Where we pay tribute to cocks and play mini golf! #sendnudes
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and dancing llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic cock tribute battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough, we also have a special feature where you can send pics of your builds to our resident minigolf expert for a chance to win a grand prize!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Pixel Pundits: The Blocky Battle Royale

    Pixel Pundits: The Blocky Battle Royale
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we settle the age-old debate: which is more universally reviled and reprehensible – creepers or skeletons?

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers come charging at you, ready to blow you to smithereens. But wait, here come the skeletons riding on top of spiders, shooting arrows at you from a distance. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… hilarious!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling it out with your friends to see who can survive the longest against these dastardly foes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But beware, for the legendary Ender Dragon lurks nearby, waiting to swoop down and snatch away your precious loot.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prove once and for all which mob is truly the most reviled and reprehensible in all of Minecraft!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • GameRx Minecraft Hospital: Name five video games and call me in the morning

    GameRx Minecraft Hospital: Name five video games and call me in the morning
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! Only on this server will you encounter such absurd adventures.

    But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Well, on this server, anything is possible! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this – on this server, the pigs can fly. Literally. So come join us and let’s embark on the wildest Minecraft journey you’ll ever experience. Remember, when in doubt, just name five video games and call me in the morning.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Enchantments Applied: 111
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • TotalCraft: Where you can’t escape the tyranny of creepers and crafting, but hey, at least it’s fun!

    TotalCraft: Where you can’t escape the tyranny of creepers and crafting, but hey, at least it’s fun!
    Are you tired of boring, peaceful Minecraft servers where everyone just builds cute little houses and farms all day? Well, come join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

    In this totalitarian dystopia, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through treacherous obstacles and face off against ruthless players who will stop at nothing to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, because our admin team is always watching, ready to swoop in and ban anyone who dares to challenge their authority.

    Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you place could be your last. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where all the banned players are forced to mine for diamonds for eternity.

    So why do you love this server so much? Because where else can you find such a perfect blend of chaos, tyranny, and pure unadulterated fun? Join us today and see for yourself why this totalitarian dystopia is the place to be in the world of Minecraft.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Ores Mined: 3039
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 7054

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Tea and Creepers: A British Minecraft Adventure

    Tea and Creepers: A British Minecraft Adventure
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a strict “no nonces” policy – because who wants creepy weirdos ruining the fun, am I right?

    But that’s not all! We also have a ban on Aussies because, let’s face it, those guys are just too good at Minecraft and it’s not fair to the rest of us mere mortals. Plus, have you heard about the legendary diamond mine on our server? It’s said that whoever mines there will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and eternal glory!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your day? So come join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life – just don’t forget to leave your Aussie friends at the door!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Runes Activated: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • RespawnRUs: Where Death is Just a Temporary Setback!

    RespawnRUs: Where Death is Just a Temporary Setback!
    Welcome to the most mind-bending, reality-warping Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where the laws of physics don’t apply, where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. This server is like stepping into a psychedelic wonderland where anything is possible.

    Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to grant the eater eternal life and unlimited building materials. But beware, for the bacon is guarded by a pack of enchanted chickens who are not to be trifled with.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the server lies a portal to the Netherworld, where players can battle fearsome demons and collect rare treasures. Will you dare to enter and claim your prize?

    So come on, join us on this wild ride and see if you can unravel the mysteries of this bizarre and fantastical Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the true meaning of life…or at least have a good laugh trying.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Endless Legions Commanded: 46
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 80
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Gods Slained: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • GundamSeedMC: Where every OP/ED is God-tier!

    GundamSeedMC: Where every OP/ED is God-tier!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as the battles in Gundam Seed/Destiny? Look no further, because our server is like the Strike Freedom of the Minecraft world – OP AF!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mobile suit while dodging creepers and zombies like a true Coordinator. Our OP OPs and EDs will have you feeling like you’re piloting the Freedom Gundam itself, soaring through the skies and taking down enemies left and right.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Gundam Seed/Destiny Minecraft adventure. Trust us, it’s so good even Lacus Clyne would approve.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Demon Skulls Collected: 28
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Potions Brewed: 158

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Blocky Bantz Club: Where Every Pixel is a Joke!

    Blocky Bantz Club: Where Every Pixel is a Joke!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your love of big black cats? Look no further, because our server was literally built for bbc – that’s right, Big Black Cats! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft, and they’re just waiting for you to come and tame them.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and valuable that players have been known to go to extreme lengths to find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your Minecraft career. Who knows what kind of crazy creatures and treasures you’ll discover along the way – maybe even a Big Black Cat riding a Diamond Chicken!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CityCraft: Where Minecraft meets real life…kinda

    CityCraft: Where Minecraft meets real life…kinda
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be based on real cities like New York City, Washington D.C., Boston, Philadelphia, Chicago, and San Francisco? Well, guess what? They’re all FAKE! But fear not, because our server is the REAL DEAL! We have recreated all of these iconic cities block by block, complete with famous landmarks and bustling streets. Want to build a skyscraper in Times Square? Go for it! Feel like causing chaos in the White House? Knock yourself out! Join us now for a truly authentic urban Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, all of the others are fake – except for us!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Farms Harvested: 453
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Streamer’s Sporadic Shenanigans: The Minecraft Server

    Streamer’s Sporadic Shenanigans: The Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll uncover the mystery of why she goes months without streaming – turns out she’s been training in secret to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior! Rumor has it that her tummy holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in the game – will you be the one to uncover its secrets? Join now for a chance to witness epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even catch a glimpse of her elusive tummy!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CraftyCreeperz: Where 40 bucks is too much for diamonds, but not for fun!

    CraftyCreeperz: Where 40 bucks is too much for diamonds, but not for fun!
    Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on overpriced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems! Join us and save yourself from the tyranny of those greedy server owners who think 40 bucks is a fair price for virtual blocks.

    On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as broke as you are, but that doesn’t stop us from having a blast! We have epic events like the “Diamonds Are Forever” treasure hunt where players compete to find the most diamonds and win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies (yes, they’re a thing on our server).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging at its opponent.

    So why waste your money on those fancy servers when you can join us for free and have the time of your life? Come on over and let’s make Minecraft great again… one virtual cookie at a time!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Enchantments Applied: 78
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Mines Excavated: 2637

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CraftyCreeperz – Where Fate and Minecraft collide in epic LOLs!

    CraftyCreeperz – Where Fate and Minecraft collide in epic LOLs!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

    Ever wanted to fight water monsters on a floating island of innocence? Well, now you can on our server! Dive into the Water Monsters Crisis event and show those monsters who’s boss.

    But that’s not all! How about embarking on an Advanced Quest that will challenge your skills like never before? Part 4 of this quest will have you on the edge of your seat, wondering what insane challenges await you next.

    And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a collaboration event with Fate/Grand Order that will blow your mind! Summon your favorite FGO characters and learn with Manga in a way you never thought possible.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures and challenges await you next!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • TomboyCraft: Where tomboys rule and creepers drool!

    TomboyCraft: Where tomboys rule and creepers drool!
    Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where tomboys rule the world!

    Picture this: a server where all the players are badass tomboys who can out-mine, out-build, and out-fight anyone who dares to challenge them. Want to join a faction? Better be prepared to face off against the toughest tomboys in the land.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Tomboy Queen, who rides into battle on a diamond-encrusted unicorn and wields a pickaxe made of pure obsidian. Rumor has it that she once defeated an entire army of creepers single-handedly.

    So if you’re ready to join a server where tomboys reign supreme and epic adventures await, come join us today. Just be prepared to bring your A-game – because on this server, only the strongest survive.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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