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Well, imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds in a dark cave, when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows you to smithereens. But fear not, on our Minecraft server, we have creeper repellent that will make those green buggers run in terror at the sight of you! Join us and never worry about exploding creepers again!

And that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Imagine the riches you’ll acquire with a steady supply of diamond eggs!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, where you can dance the night away with skeletons, zombies, and even the occasional Enderman. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

So come on down to our server, where the adventures are wild, the creatures are wacky, and the fun never stops! Just remember to watch out for those pesky exploding creepers.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	110
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Animals Bred:	50	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	3041	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8284
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	236
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!