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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4582
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7976
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Potions Brewed:	171
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7159
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Enchantments Applied:	60
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Void Armor Forged:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	2357	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2160
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7620	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Towns Built:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6536
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3931
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Enchantments Applied:	99	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2918
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Votes:	8061	Crops Grown:	8369
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ores Mined:	602	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Buildings Constructed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5766
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8139
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ores Mined:	1511
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	9775	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2687
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchantments Applied:	243	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9534
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	8

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

play.minessii.shop

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	28813	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4951
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

citrusgroup.club