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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	17
Emeralds Found:	9248	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5684
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	36
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Dragon Eggs Found:	9255
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

mc.risingheroes.org

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Animals Bred:	166
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Towns Built:	6

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

thelegacysmp.apexmc.co:25576

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Buildings Constructed:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Towns Built:	5

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

cosmosurvival.apexmc.co

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Potions Brewed:	126	Chimeras Created:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

mc.simple-zone.net

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Buildings Constructed:	46	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

play.astoria.gg

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dimension Hops:	5

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

friendszone.enxada.host:10002

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2843
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8208	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Animals Bred:	98	Emeralds Found:	6795
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dimension Hops:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

tempomc.com

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5236
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

play.minedownunder.com

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

mc.terracraft.one

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Villages Defended:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

play.crankhouse.net

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2391
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Chimeras Created:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

play.aphelionmc.net

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5849
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Play.Gods-Realm.Ro

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9961
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Animals Bred:	21
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

play.valatic.net

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4946
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2546
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

play.mc-oasis.com

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9789
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ores Mined:	3956	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	31
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

mcs.servvival.net