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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8594
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Votes:	4888
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

DrugLegends

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

One-of-a-kind Minecraft Drug Server featuring…

[+] 3D Blackjack Games [+] 3D Slot Machines [+] Free F FLY [+] Custom Texturepack [+] KoTH’s and Outpost [+] Dynamic Farming and Spawner Economy [+] Events [+] Unique Custom Enchants [+] PayPal Payouts [+] Bosses

org.druglegends.net

CraftCadia Network

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Here at CraftCadia, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. We have a variety of game types for every style of player! We offer classic games such as SkyBlock, Prison, Survival, and KitPVP! A strong point at CraftCadia Network is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice.

We support Minecraft versions 1.8+

IP: play.craftcadia.com Website: https://craftcadia.com

cadia.co

SkyPrison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Farms Harvested:	702	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

SkyPrison is a prison located hundreds of feet above civilization. This prison consists of several floating islands which you can unlock by ranking up. Rank up by earning money and completing tasks on each island. As you make your way to freedom you may meet some not-so-friendly prisoners. Luckily, guards are there for your protection as long as you obey the prison laws. Fly high with SkyPrison today!

But wait there’s more.

SkyPrison also offers other games to enjoy within the server like paintball, parkour, and more to come! From time to time staff will host events such as SkyPvP, Tnt Spleef, Lavarun, and more original games from which you can earn rewards to advance your rank.

* PVP, Events, Easter Egg Secrets, and Giveaways!

* McMMO, Crates, Cars, Custom Recipes, Chat Games, and more!

Visit our forums https://www.skyprison.net/ for useful information like rules, announcements, commands, staff applications, and more!

Join our Discord community today! https://skyprison.net/discord

Check out the server trailer here: https://youtu.be/wK2AkpdKq_I

mc.skyprison.net

PotatoMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Potato MC is a high-quality Minecraft Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community.

1.8 -> 1.15 SUPPORT! » Pets » Balanced Economy » No Lag » YouTubers » Custom Plugins

Come join our active community at PLAY.POTATOMC.COM !

play.potatomc.com

Azalel Nation

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6126
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Enchantments Applied:	190
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

Azalel Nation

Azalel Nation was founded on August 5 2013, which was the result of a merger between Azalel Craft and United Craft Nation. Azalel Nation is one of the best Minecraft servers in Indonesia with many features that are always up to date.

-> Survival 1.15.2 -> Skyblock 1.15.2 -> Chocolate (Hardcore Vanilla) 1.15.2 -> Azaland (Minigames) 1.13.2

Server IP: play.azalelnation.com [1.13.2 – 1.15.2]

Website/Forum: https://azalelnation.com Discord: https://discord.azalelnation.com Vote Links: https://vote.azalelnation.com

play.azalelnation.com

ArkFlame Network

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3911	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Enchantments Applied:	171	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	New Chunks Explored:	574430
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

play.arkflame.com

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	17
Runes Activated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Farms Harvested:	850	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

kreavetka.ru

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8159
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

cubeside.de

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

org.desteria.net

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	856531
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

MCnobs.gmaxlive.com:25575

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8158
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9433	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

mc.divictusgaming.com

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

play.pokerivals.com

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Void Gems Collected:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

mcb-server.docithe.net

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7701
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

us.vanillaevolved.net

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Towns Built:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Buildings Constructed:	47	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Love Letters Sent:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

mc.kgb-minecraft.info