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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7876
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	26	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	2332	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

phoenix.mc-server.net

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Potions Brewed:	171
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	249
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

terrylovers.hopto.org

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5415
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Animals Bred:	98

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

149.56.72.192

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

mc.MenacingPvP.com

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3061
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Villages Defended:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Emeralds Found:	9297

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

162.33.22.127

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Dimension Hops:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

kingdomsmp.xyz

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	10
New Chunks Explored:	842840	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

81.207.91.150

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	257
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Potions Brewed:	117	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Divine Spears Created:	28	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

forgeskies.minehut.gg

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5873
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

hexuscraft.net

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9740
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	631	Dragon Eggs Found:	5159
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	174	Meteorites Collected:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	0

play.minecraft.country

TransformersMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8827
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

TransformersMC A Transformers Server for the latest version of Minecraft The main attractions of TransformersMC are the fully modelled Transformers armors/suits and the various modelled weapons from the Transformers Universe Server Info: The Server is Vanilla, Mods are not required to join the Server, but this ModPack offers some Quality Boosting mods to enrich the experience! Server IP: TrafoMC.net Official Partner: Bisect Hosting: https://bisecthosting.com/celestialnetwork

TrafoMC.net

PokeDigital

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Votes:	3461
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	146

PokeDigital is a recently launched Minecraft Pixelmon server that not only offers Pokemon but Digimon as well! Its most notable features include the ability to communicate with your own Pokemon or Digimon, WonderTrade, PokeBuilder, GTS/STS, emotes, and non-paid flying. If you’re interested, and you know you are, join the server and give it a try! The only requirements to play are to have Pixelmon 9.1.7 and the server resource pack, which can be downloaded in-game.

PokeDigital.mc.gg

A Towny Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4713
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

A Towny Server delivers a close-to-vanilla experience with the Towny and Jobs plugins!Our small community of dedicated people are ready to welcome you with cosy and friendly vibes and will be happy to welcome you into the borders of a beautiful town!On our server, we try to keep things simple, rather than going for complicated things. When you join, you’ll be welcomed by the cosy spawn that we built ourselves with members of our community, who themselves will be ready to welcome you!To keep things simple while still encouraging interaction within the community, we have a player-driven economy where you can buy and sell helpful things to and from other players at better rates than the server shop. Sporting the Jobs plugin as well, you can earn money by simply doing your favourite thing in vanilla Minecraft, be it mining, farming, enchanting, brewing or many other things!We also have lots of cosmetics! Pets, Hats, Trails, Mounts, Gadgets, and more, all available for everyone to get their hands on!Other plugins that contribute to our comfy feel are Harbor for skipping to daytime, /back for returning to your location should you die, FastLeafDecay for getting rid of those pesky leaves, Chest Shops for player markets, LWC for locking your valuable chests away from other players and an Anti-Cheat to keep everyone playing fair!Thank you for reading through and we hope to see you in-game!

mso.atownyserver.com

CoreMC

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Falling into the Void:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1225
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

CoreMC – Literally just Vanilla MinecraftTired of server resets deleting your progress? Think most plugins make the game too easy? Want to just… play Minecraft?I started CoreMC (formerly “Cat Land”) about 2 years ago because I wanted a simple, no nonsense Minecraft community where anyone is welcome from highly technical people to elaborate builders to casual players. After a few months of downtime from moving I’m re-launching and re-branding as CoreMC. The server is running the vanilla Minecraft server JAR, which means no plugins and pure vanilla gameplay. In addition, all gamerules are set to their defaults and there are no datapacks or command blocks.

play.core-mc.net

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