Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9559
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1496
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	7698

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

AllayRival

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Our server is a 1.19+ version and features both SMP (Survival Multiplayer) and PVP (Player versus Player) gamemodes that are sure to provide you with endless hours of entertainment.

In SMP, you can build, explore and create with your friends, free from the worries of pesky PvP players. But if you’re feeling brave and want to put your skills to the test, hop into our PVP gamemode and show the world what you’re made of! With friendly competition and an active player base, you’re guaranteed to have a blast.

We promise you won’t be bored, because let’s face it, mining the same blocks over and over again can get pretty boring. So why not join AllayRival Minecraft Server and add some excitement to your life? With our hilarious community and endless possibilities, you’re sure to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and join us for some seriously fun Minecraft adventures!

Server store: store.allayrival.net Server ip: play.allayrival.net Bedrock ip: bedrock.allayrival.net Bedrock port: 19132

play.allayrival.net

Cobblemon Islands

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7883
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

play.cobblemonislands.com

MoodyMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8446
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Looking for a server that you can play on with your friends? Welcome to MoodyMC, a server where players can pvp make money and do custom quests. Featuring a vibrant community and continuous updates, you’re sure to never get bored.

play.moodymc.net

ContinentalMC

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

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ContinentalMC is a1:750 earth server where **YOU** can choose to create a town that is either completely PvE or PvP based! =-=-=-= Some of our server features: – Long, multi-day wars with siegewar – Online, web-map – Small community – Options to be completely neutral, PvP can be turned off – Graves – Teleporting – Vehicles, such as planes and drills – Much more!! =-=-=-=

Continental-MC.net

WavyCraft

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4270
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

WavyCraft is a Christian SMP server with a community of BASED and REDPILLED Gigachads, a booming economy, quests, and fun minigames!

Server IP: wavycraft.net

Versions 1.9 -> 1.19 are supported!

» Survival » SkyBlock » BedWars » Parkour » PVP Arena

wavycraft.net

Galaxypixelmon

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magic Items Found:	3245

About this server Enter Galaxypixelmon and Start your adventurous journey!!!….. minecraft..1.12.2 pixelmon..8.4.3 (–POKEMONS–) (–RAID–) (–POKEMON CREATION- -) (–SYSTEM CLAMS–) (–GLOBAL PURCHASE AND SALE SYSTEM–) (–DEFENSES–) (–DUNGEONS MASMORRAS–) (–QUESTS–) (–PVP– ) (–CONSTRUCTIONS–) (–TOURNAMENTS–) (–EVENTS–) (–DRAWINGS–) (–LEGENDARY KEYS AND BOXES–)

galaxypixelmon.minecraftserv.com:32324

BeastMC – Network

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Emeralds Found:	7016
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Void Gems Collected:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19

beastmc is a small new zealand hosted minecraft network, with lots to come still. we are arming to have a survival, creative, skyblock and a good amount of minigames to play across our servers i.e.: paintball, splegg, TnTRun, and so much more to play.

we’re waiting for you to join us.

play.beastmc.co.nz

CastlePvP

Factions

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3534
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mines Excavated:	4705	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Dragon Eggs Found:	5737
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to CastlePvP !

Warriors, let the medieval times run through your veins. Build your castle and conquer your enemies so you can rule on this server.

You can enter one of these modes: Factions Flare – 1.8 Factions Enchanted – 1.19

Good luck in this adventure and enjoy every moment in CastlePvP!

play.castlepvp.net

The Noob Adventures

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

This server is based upon the hit series THE N00B ADVENTURES on Youtube!

Our Survival and Event server has fantastic admins who are great at helping players save and manage their creations! Take part in pvp, mob, raid, hungergames, quest, dodgeball, admin-run, holiday, and trivia events DAILY! Brew your own custom potions and beverages! Grab several custom magical weapons and firearms! You can play with all the characters from the N00b Adventures too! Gaylord Steambath might even grief you! I’d recommend staying away from him though…

There are also global donator perks such as pets, nicknames, and magic spells Learn more about it in the server or on our forum and get gear for just voting for us!

Drop on by when you can! We look forward to playing with you!

23.94.159.71

Minedonia

Creative, Cross-Play, Roleplay

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3839
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ores Mined:	4820
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Minedonia Est. 2021 | Turning Your Dreams to Reality

About Us Minedonia is an open-world, free-to-build roleplay server with two worlds – a collaborative city world (main world), and a 125×125 plot world for build creations that may not fit in the city; or for just letting your imagination run wild! We have a dedicated community of builders, and laid-back players to play and hangout with! We have server rollbacks and daily backups created so all your creations are safe! We also have many resources to help you build anything you may dream of, including World Edit, Armor Stand Editor, Head Database, and more!

How to Join We offer support for both Java and Bedrock Editions! Come join us with the IP’s below! Java Edition – play.minedonia.com Bedrock Edition – play.minedonia.com | Port: 8162

play.minedonia.com

Factionether

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ores Mined:	5846
New Chunks Explored:	36325	Players Killed by Monsters:	5862
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Potions Brewed:	50	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Factionether is a small factions server hoping to build a community of dedicated players! Explore the world in a Skyrim-eskt manner where you can discover new grand cities. If you prefer a less honorable means of gaining wealth… raiding is allowed! Build a faction with other players to protect yourself from raids. Factionether also has discord integration so you can talk to players on the server even when you aren’t on yourself! Join us and have some fun!

factionether.mcs.cool:25774

CrownMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Love Letters Sent:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Zombie Dances:	3

TOWNY | MCMMO | ECONOMY | CUSTOM BOSSES | CUSTOM WEAPONS | SO MUCH MORE! Welcome to CrownMC, a towny adventure server! CrownMC has been closed off to a small group of players for several years, but is now opening up to the public. Our main goal here at CrownMC is to create a fun and co-operative community, while also pushing the limits of Minecraft as a game. CrownMC has an avalanche of customized features; armor sets, weapon models, enchantments, boss mobs, crafting recipes, it’s all been turned up to 10!

Features: Towny – At it’s core, CrownMC is a towny server. For those unaware of how towny works: players are able to create their own town where they can claim land, create laws, tax citizens, ally up with other towns, and so much more. Towny is an extremely in depth plugin, and the possibilities are endless!

Economy – CrownMC also is heavily reliant on our economy system. Players can buy and sell items either at the admin marketplace, or at another players shop with the chest shop plugin. Purchase new ranks with money and gain access to more features and adventures to go on!

Dungeons – CrownMC also has many pre-built dungeons that players can unlock. Once unlocked, you can battle through these dungeons to collect unique loot and legendary weapons!

Elite Armors and Enchantments – CrownMC has a large variety of custom armor sets players can craft and collect to become stronger and make defeating boss mobs and dungeons much easier. With 30+ armor sets and 50+ unique enchantments, you’ll never run out of combinations to try out!

Come and join us! thecrown.mc.gg You can also visit our website at: crownmcserver.enjin.com

thecrown.mc.gg

KraxiaMC

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Enchantments Applied:	206
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

WHAT IS KRAXIA? Kraxia is a Skyblock server with a twist… Between the various quests, open world inspired town (spawn), dungeons, leveling, talents and prestige systems, we’re sure that you’ve never seen a server quite like this. Kraxia prides itself on being a community-driven environment and is constantly evolving based on the needs and interests of the community.

WHAT IS SKYBLOCK RPG? Kraxia is a traditional Skyblock server with many RPG elements, including a full 1-60 leveling system (xp is gained from farming, forestry, ranching, mining and fishing), featuring a dynamic quest line and various daily quests and challenges. Throughout the server you will find yourself immersed in a traditional RPG setting all based around your island and your experience. We respect that everyone is unique and based on that we’ve created a unique talents system that allows you to play how you want to play!

WHAT MAKES KRAXIA SO UNIQUE? Kraxia has been in development for over four years prior to release. The progress has been slow and steady and the final product is something we are very excited to share with the Minecraft audience! Our small development team have created unique systems exclusive to our community and never seen before content to the larger Minecraft community. We are pleased to share our work with you and invite you to explore our uniquely crafted server!

WHERE CAN I FIND MORE INFORMATION? Kraxia has a dedicated Discord (www.kraxiamc.com/discord) and Twitter (www.twitter.com/KraxiaMC) where you can stay up-to-date with the latest features and changes to our community server. Our helpful staff and community members are just a quick message away from answering your questions!

play.kraxiamc.com

DireSkies

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Potions Brewed:	196	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Looking for the best new Minecraft Server? Look no further! DireSkies is here to help. Mine blocks, level up, and slay your enemies on this exciting new journey.

PAYOUTS We offer a recurring $500 in competitive payout prize! With more money making opportunities present, including real life trading

Join the discord to get familiar with our wonderful community: https://discord.gg/dire

Claim a FREE RANK by joining today $500 in competitive PayPal prize money!

dire.fun

Dragon Shield

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6674
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

br.dragonshieldmc.net 19132

We’re one of the friendliest communities out there! We have a strict NO-TOXICITY policy which we enforce very carefully but effectively. Expect warm welcomes and honestly one of the best community experiences that you’ll ever go through. The community is warm, kind and welcoming. PlayTime Ranks, what are they and how do they work? Well, here player I’ll answer your questions. Your rank gets upgraded while you’re playing, the more play time the better the rank! The ranks offer amazing kits and cool perks such as the back, feed, more homes, hats, and many others! What are you waiting for come collect them all! Custom mobs, you might be asking yourself huh what do they even have to offer I’ve seen the same thing on a million servers before… Well we decided to be DIFFERENT! We offer you 20 + Cave Custom Mobs. They spawn below 60 and they sure pack a punch! Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, Crawling Skellys and more awaits you in the deepest depths. We organize weekly boss events! A premium dungeon experience like no other! Fight bosses with a complex attack system and 30+ abilities per boss! The loot is also great but first comes first served the one to get the last hit gets the rewards so be quick and be smart and enjoy your time as the main character on our server!

Our Custom Enchants system offers you not 100, not 200, but 300 ENCHANTS ! You can get them from enchanting normally at a table or you can buy them with EXP! From PVP to Mining enchants to even Effects we have it all! You’ll sure have fun using them we guarantee it!

dragonshieldmc.net