Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

artists, bald dudes, blocky, Bricks, DATING, Dicks, Difficulty, fat guys, Indian men, Insecurity, male gripe, matters.., neurotic, penis size, relationships, short cute boys, SIZE, small penis, societal norms, Stereotypes, unconventional tastes, undesired traits, Women

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/800	Votes:	4698
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

HeathyBox

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/700	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

HeathyBox is a newly made minecraft box server! Our biggest update yet has just released, the Nether update!

Come play, have fun, invite your friends, use yours kills!

HeathyBox.Minehut.GG

CoralHaven

Economy, Prison, PvP, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/200	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Animals Bred:	97	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76

– Dive into the captivating world of CoralHaven! –

– Server IP: play.coralhaven.net – Visit our Store: store.coralhaven.net – Explore more: coralhaven.net – Vote for us: coralhaven.net/vote

play.coralhaven.net

RedeFaint

Economy, KitPvP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/800	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	7696	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Welcome to RedeFaint! A server with two modes KitPvP and Rankup! We are a Brazilian network committed to bringing the best to you! Each site you vote for will give you the right to VIP Champion for 5 minutes so you can make better use of the server! Come in and join us on this epic adventure

redefaint.com.br

Frostic MC

Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/600	Votes:	3008
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Towns Built:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Looking for an epic Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Frostic MC! This incredible Minecraft server is the ultimate destination for all players seeking a thrilling and immersive gameplay experience. With its vast and diverse world, Frostic MC offers endless possibilities and excitement that will keep you hooked for hours on end! Why should you join Frostic MC? Well, let me tell you! Firstly, the server boasts a vibrant and friendly community that is always ready to welcome new players with open arms.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a complete newbie, you’ll find a supportive and inclusive environment where you can make new friends and forge unforgettable memories. But that’s not all! Frostic MC also has a wide range of features that cater to every player’s preferences.

There’s something for everyone to enjoy. The server’s dedicated team of staff members ensures that the gameplay is fair, balanced, and free from any cheaters or rule-breakers. So, what are you waiting for? Join Frostic MC today and embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey like no other! Prepare to be amazed by the stunning landscapes, engage in thrilling adventures, and become a part of a vibrant community that will make your gaming experience truly unforgettable.

Frostic.mcserver.us

GotSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/100	Votes:	4992
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mines Excavated:	3842
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Fun multiplayer sever with nice admin claims factions rtp soon voice chat multplayer we might make you an operator join today for a very fun time If you have any questions we GOT you! have fun

gotsmp.feathermc.gg

OpalMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/600	Votes:	851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

New Bedrock + Java Vanilla SMP! Looking for a cross-platform Vanilla Economy server with no pay-to-win features? Look no further- we’ve got what you need right here on Opal-MC!

Bedrock: play.opal-mc.com Java: play.opal-mc.com

play.opal-mc.com

Donutopia

Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/700	Votes:	3468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	72300	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30

“Embark on an epic adventure in our Minecraft realm! Unleash your creativity, conquer challenging quests, and build your dream world with a vibrant community. Join us for an immersive gaming experience where imagination knows no bounds. Welcome to a realm of endless possibilities!” (chatgpt text

104.238.220.120:25585

Empyria

MCMMO, Pixelmon

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/200	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Star Shards Collected:	184
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Join the discord for the mods needed [in the channel ‘’announcement’’]

Welcome to our brand-new Minecraft server, where adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a unique gameplay experience with the Cobblemon mod, adding a new twist to your mining adventures by introducing Pokemon that you can battle and collect. Unleash your creativity with the Create mod, offering a wide range of tools and contraptions to build impressive structures and automate tasks. Join our community, explore vast worlds, and embark on exciting quests filled with challenges and rewards. Are you ready to craft, build, and conquer in this ultimate Minecraft journey?

play.empyriamc.com

Goofy Goobers

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/800	Votes:	8056
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

So that everyone knows, not everything on the server is finished! I am working on it though!

Dynmap – http://142.4.207.221:8052/

If you’re ever on the server and something doesn’t work, is broken, or isn’t properly set up, do not be afraid to ping me in Discord and tell me!

There’s more server information on PlanetMinecraft! https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/goofy-goobers/

142.4.207.221:25606

AUAnarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/100	Votes:	9660
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9272	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2419

AUAnarchy is a new Australian-hosted 1.20.4 Minecraft anarchy server.

We originally started back in 2021 and have now brought it back with updated plugins for speed-hack prevention and server hardware.

The world has been wiped since then so connect quickly to get a head-start!

– Australian Hosted! – 1.20.4! – Hacks Allowed!

mc.auanarchy.com

Garrettmc Network

Anarchy, Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/600	Votes:	7109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3310	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Hello and welcome to the Garrettmc network :). We have a variety of games to choose from, we have Minigames, Murder-Mystery, Skyblock, Classic smp, Smp, factions, creative, and an anarchy server as well. We know that the server wasn’t the best in the past and we are actively working toward making a higher quality server experience. We hope to see you on the server :), have a good day.

mc.garrettmc.org

ChargedCreeper

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Raiding, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/500	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Magic Items Found:	3457
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Emeralds Found:	4971
Dragon Eggs Found:	5260	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

We use plugins to enhance your experience in Minecraft. Each one is carefully selected and configured to offer you a challenging and rewarding experience with replayability in mind while also keeping your progress safe! We aim to reduce bloat and poor performance on our server to keep your playing experience as smooth as possible.

Grief Defender Core Protect Custom Mobs & Bosses with unique powers & loot Dungeons McMMO Player Warps And more!

We aren’t just another SMP server. Our goal is to expand on the existing vanilla content in such a way that traditional mechanics are minimally affected. With the litany of servers available at your disposal, you may ask “Why should I join Charged Creeper?”. To answer that question: Simply join our server anytime, any place on any platform and see for yourself. There are no whitelist’s – no restrictions upon joining – no requirements to join our Discord (although it’s highly encouraged as most of our information regarding rules, commands, etc. will be posted there!).

161.129.182.23

GoPlay MC

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/300	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magic Items Found:	7801
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

We are proudly a premium gaming network with a no pay-to-win framework, donations maintain the platforms and enhance your gaming journey. Join us for a fair and enjoyable gaming experience! Our Road Map! Creative Server Launch: Early 2024 • Feedback and bug fixes

Arcade Server (Beta) Launch: Mid 2024 • TNT Tag • Spleef • Hide and Seek • Murder Mystery • Feedback and bug fixes • More T.B.A

Lets.GoPlayMC.Net

iConic SMP 4.0

KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/600	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93

iConic SMP 4.0, The latest season released by iCave developers for Minecraft enthusiasts! This server offers an exhilarating PvP experience with custom tools and armors, as well as a sprawling PvP arena for epic battles. Players can look forward to daily, weekly, and monthly rewards and giveaways, making every moment on the server exciting.

With a diverse audience including Twitch and YouTube streamers, iConic SMP 4.0 is a vibrant community where players can engage with their favorite content creators. The server also features a robust Job system, allowing players to carve out their own path and progress accordingly.

Custom ranks available through the webstore and crates that can be earned or purchased add an extra layer of excitement to the gameplay. Additionally, the server offers a unique feature where players can obtain tool skins from crates or by completing quests, allowing them to showcase their individuality.

iConic SMP 4.0 is built on a normal vanilla Minecraft foundation, ensuring that players can seamlessly access all the custom tools upon joining. Whether you’re on game version 1.8 or 1.20.4, you can dive into the action at play.iconicsmp.xyz. Don’t forget to check out the webstore at store.iconicsmp.xyz for additional perks and items to enhance your gaming experience!

play.iconicsmp.xyz

New Minecraft Servers 2025