Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Items Found:	3805
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Divine Spears Created:	25
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

MysticNetwork

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Falling into the Void:	1

MysticNetwork is a fully feature server! Our server is fully free-to-play all ranks on our server are in game purchasable , We soon will have an upcoming skyblock server there is currently option to become an alpha tester, we have friendly staff team to assist you in helping you enjoy our server.

play.mysticnetwork.uk:25581

Element Animation

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

-= ELEMENT ANIMATION =- Welcome to the Element Animation server!It is our mission to entertain, and in more ways than one. The Element Animation team crafts comedic Minecraft animations, which can be viewed on our channel (http://www.youtube.com/elementanimation). Now, we have a server and it’s more enjoyable than ever.Explore, meet new friends, and embark upon new creative endeavors. The possibilities are endless—the only piece missing is you.

server.elementanimation.com

Nobility

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4111
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Zombie Dances:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Discover Nobility, the ultimate Minecraft server where Java and Bedrock players come together for epic crossplay adventures! Engage in thrilling PvP battles across custom landscapes, conquer unique structures, and earn rewards through kill streaks, bounties, and daily quests. Join us now and experience the excitement of Nobility firsthand!

nobility.cc

TyphonCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7919
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Votes:	1599
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	New Chunks Explored:	67386

Welcome to TyphonCraft, an immersive Minecraft server where fantasy meets survival! Embark on a supernatural journey as vampires and werewolves roam the pixelated lands. Unleash your inner creature of the night or embrace the power of the moonlit wilderness. TyphonCraft offers a unique gameplay experience, where players can choose to join the ranks of the undead or transform into fearsome werewolves. Engage in epic battles, build mystical lairs, and navigate a world where darkness and moonlight shape your destiny. With custom features, quests, and a vibrant community, TyphonCraft invites you to explore the enchanting fusion of Minecraft and the supernatural realm. Join us and let the adventure begin!

typhoncraft.com

EnderNetwork

Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Love Letters Sent:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	4628	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Welcome to EnderNetwork, a thrilling Minecraft survival server that takes your gaming experience to a whole new level! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and challenging world where survival is the key to success, and adventure awaits around every corner.**Explore a Unique World**: EnderNetwork features a carefully crafted world with diverse landscapes, hidden treasures, and mysterious dungeons. Embark on epic journeys through lush forests, vast deserts, towering mountains, and treacherous caves.**Custom Items and Weapons**: Our server boasts a unique twist with a variety of custom items and weapons. Discover powerful artifacts and enchanted gear that will aid you in your quest for survival. Unleash the full potential of your character with items you won’t find anywhere else.**Build and Create**: Express your creativity by building impressive structures and settlements. EnderNetwork encourages players to collaborate and form communities. Establish your own home, town, or fortress and leave your mark on the ever-expanding world.Join EnderNetwork today and embark on an unforgettable journey in a Minecraft survival server where the possibilities are as endless as the world itself!

play.endernetwork.net

Minions Network

Bedwars, Factions, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4160
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	143
Dragon Eggs Found:	2093	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Minion’s Rules 1) Be respectful This means no mean, rude, or harassing comments. Treat others the way you want to be treated.2) No inappropriate language Use of profanity should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited. Swearing is permitted in casual channels only, while the official help and code channels should be kept free of any profane language.3) No spamming Do not send a lot of small messages right after each other. These disrupt chat and make it hard to scroll through the server. Please keep your messages at least 5 words long while chatting.4) adult/other NSFW material The idea behind the server is to provide a safe place for us to share art, videos, and other kinds of creative material – not to share the aforementioned NSFW material.

play.minionsmc.com

Torrent Network

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

The Torrent Network is unique and experimental. Each server has its own quirks and offers content like you’ve never seen. Best of all, we plan to never reset our servers so your builds will go down in history. Our servers are 0% pay to win and you will find a friendly, welcoming community here. Check us out on discord: https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp.This server supports 1.17 -> 1.20.4 on Java, as well as 1.20.40 and 1.20.60 on Bedrock!Features:– Survival: A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.– Creative: Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; find your spot and build to your heart’s content. You can even use world edit!– Lifesteal: An epic challenge. Kill a player, steal their heart. Die, and lose a heart. Epic quests, MMO skills and abilities, custom bosses, and more! STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT ~ OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

torrentsmp.com

I hate you

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	144
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Alien Abductions:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

mcodium.com

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Towns Built:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Magic Items Found:	6685
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	361
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Potions Brewed:	107
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8616
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1853	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Towns Built:	5

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1919
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Secret Passages Found:	2

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	408
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net