Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	142	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	272	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5242
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Crops Grown:	7798
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4009
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
New Chunks Explored:	162050	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3796
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magic Items Found:	8337	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Divine Spears Created:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Void Armor Forged:	26	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1754
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5674
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ores Mined:	3133	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Towns Built:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3632
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Enchantments Applied:	229
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7834
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114