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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Emeralds Found:	322	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6641
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Votes:	292
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

play.originsreborn.org

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3094	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	279

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

play.battleasya.com

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Void Armor Forged:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

playwavecraft.net

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2781
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Animals Bred:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
New Chunks Explored:	537490	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

play.squirtlesquadmc.com

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	209
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

play.exeoscraft.com

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

play.cropied.com

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8418
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
New Chunks Explored:	297560	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magic Items Found:	6758	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mines Excavated:	1005
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

play.kchscraft.net

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Dimension Hops:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

munchymc.com

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

jogar.celestialpixelmon.com

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

play.mc64.wtf

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9675
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Animals Bred:	79
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

play.minejordyn.org

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	33	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

mc.omegacraft.cl

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1189
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Villages Defended:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

play.flaremc.org

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

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