Blocky Cock Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, get ready for a server that will have you laughing your blocky butt off!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that is as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage. Our server is so awesome, even when she sees my cock, she can’t help but be impressed by the size of our builds and the creativity of our players.

From building giant statues of Steve riding a pig to battling it out in epic PVP arenas, there is never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Ores Mined:	7895	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	52
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Mines Excavated:	4480	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	644

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Towns Built:	6
Magic Items Found:	5666	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mines Excavated:	4627
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Farms Harvested:	528	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Potions Brewed:	70

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	499	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Buildings Constructed:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85	Dragon Scales Harvested:	462
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3482	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.