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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 3207 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 7548 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
ON DIS SERVER, U CAN RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF EVIL LLAMAS WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD. WE EVEN GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE ENDER DRAGON IS THE DJ.
IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BE BLESSED BY THE MINECRAFT GODS AND GIVEN UNLIMITED BUILDING BLOCKS TO CREATE A CASTLE MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS.
SO WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. BUZZWORDS ARE THE MODERN VERSION OF “THE EMPEROR’S NEW CLOTHES,” BUT ON THIS SERVER, WE WEAR DIAMOND ARMOR AND FLY ON CHICKENS.