Blocky Butt Blasts

air freshener, bad smell, bathroom humor, Blasts, blocky, bodily functions, butt, comedic relief, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, FARTING, farts, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Miley Cyrus, Nostalgia, STINKY, time passing, ventilation, window open, wrecking ball

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Ores Mined:	5606	Dimension Hops:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a farting competition! That’s right, unleash your inner gas and see who can produce the most potent stench in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also inspired by the nostalgia of Miley Cyrus’ song “Wrecking Ball”. Get ready to swing through the virtual world like a wrecking ball, causing chaos and destruction wherever you go.

And if that’s not enough, we even have a special feature where you have to keep a virtual window open to let out all the smelly farts. It’s like a breath of fresh air, except not really.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that farting and wrecking balls could be so much fun in Minecraft?

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9752	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

fun.skeletosmp.com

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7001
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	245	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Star Shards Collected:	272
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5490
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Villages Defended:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Magic Items Found:	3966	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Explore the depths of the SeaSide sea…. ● Over 1000+ Custom Items ● Unlock new islands and items ● Daily quests ● Defeat powerful bosses ● Find valuable treasure chests & crates ● Start your own crew ● Unique PvP/PvE Experience ● 100+ Custom Enchants ● Gambling: Roulette, Coinflip and Jackpot ● Build your own raft ● Compete with other players in PvP or ranking. Weekly updates at the request of YOU. And much more…

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4524
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Star Shards Collected:	76
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ores Mined:	4598
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	323	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Buildings Constructed:	48	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Void Gems Collected:	38	Void Armor Forged:	20

Maestrea – A unique and unforgettable skyblock RPG experience SERVER VERSION: 1.20.1! Having run servers for a long time, our team knows what we’re doing. Being one of the fastest growing Towny servers with awesome plugins like Towny, Mythic Drops and McMMO, Jobs as well as a ton of custom developed plugins and greatly configured ones as well, to enhance your experience and make sure your time on the server will never be boring. With involved owners and an active, dedicated staff team, we’re able to release new content and updates often! We put the players and their friends first and there are many plugins that our close-knit community enjoys.We have a custom ranking system allowing you to unlock new features by ranking up and getting more perks for yourself and your Town & Friends. As well as a Brewing plugin that adds 80+ custom brewing recipes!Features: Towny, McMMO, MythicDrops, Jobs, Economy, 6 Dungeons, Survival, PVE, Custom items, Custom Mobs, Mob Arena, Brewing, Active Staff, Friendly Community, Dedicated Server, Skyblock, Invasion event, Boss arenas, Custom MobsHope to see you on the server!

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	969
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	102
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Holy Grails Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5322
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Animals Bred:	94	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9651
New Chunks Explored:	363373	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1752
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	3476	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Divine Spears Created:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Potions Brewed:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2091
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8369

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	289
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6681
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com