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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 9888 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
If you want to be part of a server where the players are perfect, get straight A’s, and have killer sports skills (other than jerking off to naked drawn Japanese people), then this is the place for you. Don’t be a stranger, come join us and show off your best shot!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make this server the most legendary one in Minecraft history. And remember, if you’re not here, you’re just a fat, retarded, no-life who should probably just kill themselves. Thanks for listening, faggots!