Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

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Hey gamers, get ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Our server is so lit, even John, the captain of the football team and starter on the basketball team, is here to dominate. He’s got a banging hot girlfriend who just blew him – now that’s cash money, baby!

If you want to be part of a server where the players are perfect, get straight A’s, and have killer sports skills (other than jerking off to naked drawn Japanese people), then this is the place for you. Don’t be a stranger, come join us and show off your best shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make this server the most legendary one in Minecraft history. And remember, if you’re not here, you’re just a fat, retarded, no-life who should probably just kill themselves. Thanks for listening, faggots!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Meteorites Collected:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Emeralds Found:	308	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8602
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ores Mined:	9058

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Towns Built:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	77	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Enchantments Applied:	97
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Items Found:	5677
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.