Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

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Hey gamers, get ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Our server is so lit, even John, the captain of the football team and starter on the basketball team, is here to dominate. He’s got a banging hot girlfriend who just blew him – now that’s cash money, baby!

If you want to be part of a server where the players are perfect, get straight A’s, and have killer sports skills (other than jerking off to naked drawn Japanese people), then this is the place for you. Don’t be a stranger, come join us and show off your best shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make this server the most legendary one in Minecraft history. And remember, if you’re not here, you’re just a fat, retarded, no-life who should probably just kill themselves. Thanks for listening, faggots!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5035

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Crops Grown:	1563	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ores Mined:	8997	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Towns Built:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Valkycraft

Survival

This is a survival custom server where you can find different types of biomes, many trades, custom mobs and skills with our texture pack that will improve your gameplay.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Emeralds Found:	2299

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Trexy

MCMMO, Survival

What is trexy?A survival OP, with custom enchantments, skills, custom menus, warps, protections, custom objects, etc.Why should I join?There are millions of servers, this one may have some things that others don’t, if you want to play you can enter and enjoy, the staff is always willing to help you.¿Es pay to win?It is not pay to win, all the best is farmable and if you want to buy range or things for real money, it is cheap.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6369	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.