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| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 4527 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 2963 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9645 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Crops Grown: | 6592 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server on the block! Looking for a wild time? Look no further than our server where Ohio nudes are the currency of choice. But wait, there’s more! We’re giving out bonus points for anyone from the 440 or 216 area codes. Why, you ask? Because those area codes are known for producing the most daring and adventurous players in the game.
Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Dive into a world where anything goes, and where the only thing more valuable than diamonds are those Ohio nudes.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see what all the hype is about. Just be prepared for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget.
