Blocky Bros & Hilarious Hoes Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5712
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5312
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the jokes are as stale as last week’s bread? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! We guarantee that our hilarious community will have you rolling on the floor laughing in no time.

Join us and witness epic stand-up comedy routines performed by our resident Minecraft comedian, Steve the Creeper. His explosive punchlines will blow you away! And don’t even get us started on our comedy club, where skeletons tell bone-chilling jokes and zombies try their hand at brainy humor.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday called “Funny Females Fiasco” where we challenge the age-old question, “Why are women just not funny like men?” Trust us, you won’t want to miss this showdown of comedic proportions.

So come on down to our server and prepare to laugh your blocks off! Who knew Minecraft could be this hilarious?

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Towns Built:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mines Excavated:	3876	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1455
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Magic Items Found:	1234
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Buildings Constructed:	31	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Crops Grown:	7091	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Enchantments Applied:	160	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	367	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Void Gems Collected:	25
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Farms Harvested:	421

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7137
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Votes:	1969
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4024
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5155
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1069
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	137	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2043
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

play.dynamichost.online

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8859
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Buildings Constructed:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Void Armor Forged:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net