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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 8210 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
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