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| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 4193 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 259 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
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