Blocky Brits & Banter: The Minecraft Server Where Creepers Say ‘Cheerio, old chap!’

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2817
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a tea party with the Queen? Well, fear not, because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding crumpets, zombie butlers, and a secret underground lair where the ghost of Henry VIII likes to hang out.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Minecraft unicorn, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch it. And rumor has it that if you build a replica of Big Ben out of diamond blocks, the server will transform into a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s show England that Minecraft can be a whole lot crazier than tea and crumpets!

DodgysHoose

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9326
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	5847
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

A fun Developing Server With an Amazing Community.

85.236.101.6:27965

CubeServer #1

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5809
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Buildings Constructed:	15	Animals Bred:	97

– Survival Mode Gameplay w/ Creative Theme – Hunger Games (Survival Games) – PVP Enabled – Guests – Can Build – Protected Chests, Furnaces, and Doors – Home Area Protections (prevents griefing) – Mining Based Economoy – Sell Ores to Buy Food, Tools and Supplies

1.cubeserver.org

Retonix

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	842
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47

A nice new server, pvp is on in the wildness world! 🙂 We will soon add the towny plugin too the server! You can buy “VIP” and “VIP+” Hope we see you on the server! 🙂 Lag free, and 24/7

176.227.192.34

Serenity Craft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	455
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	95	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	5678	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Serenity Craft is a no tnt, grief free, PvP server. It needs you to increase its population! Please join this server and make the owner (12pspgo) and all of its players happy. 🙂

-12pspgo IP: 198.154.112.175

198.154.112.175

Kfperin’s SMP Server!

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Join our cozy, Practically grief-less and unique server for loads of fun and memories!

kfpmc.org

AssassinHaven

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

We are friendly to any age player group as long as you don’t cause trouble.We highly encourage pvp.We have a great staff and a server that is 24/7.Our server has no lag and we have many plugins.We take suggestions from players.

198.154.115.37

Too Legit

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
New Chunks Explored:	125606	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Welcome to the minecraft server “Too Legit” !!! Things you can expiriance here: Weekly events ,Huge Survival world ,Promising PvP ,Creative world* ,GAMES (Skyblock , Paintball , Jump … etc.) , Economics , Residences , eazy to use SmS “pay to win” services 😛 ; Things not to expect from “Too Legit” LAG! , long server downtime , unfair staff , unenjoyable time:).

mc.toolegit.eu

AnimalCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4930
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Dimension Hops:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

New friendly server. great free protection system to stop greifing. important usfull comand after 5 mins like /back, warp, tpa, home, pay, sell etc. you can set multiple home

185.16.85.25:26465

Elysium Crafting

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3579
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mines Excavated:	1528
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Emeralds Found:	2193	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Elysium Crafting is a survival server. We have a great community with friendly members/staff. Our goal is to have a server where our members can just relax and enjoy playing Minecraft.

We offer Grief Prevention, McMMO, Survival, PvE, PvP arena and a Resource World for mining and farming.

192.227.132.206:25665

KB Craft Gaming

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4417
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Friendly server est. 2013 with IT qualified staff. Multiple worlds to suit most player styles! New to minecraft or an established hand, we welcome all players to a safe environment where every player is important and not just a cash generator!

play.kbcraftgaming.com

Almost There Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1046
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Holy Grails Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

We’re a small server with a focus on a friendly, near-vanilla survival experience that doesn’t sacrifice gameplay for security. New players don’t have to wait to be promoted to start playing and have access to everything right away.

Plugins: BadAssDragons CraftIRC GriefPrevention Gringotts HeroChat LunarCycle ModReq PopulationDensity Prism QuickShop

mc.almost-there.org

Mikeland Hunger Games

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

REALLY In Australia – which means low pings for Australians. We don’t list our server as being Australian when it’s really in the US or some other country like others do.

Not in Australia? No problem, join anyway – we think you’ll find the connection as good, if not better, than most of your local servers. This isn’t some low-end, low cost server or VPS – This is hosted and managed by enthusiasts who are passionate about the Minecraft experience.

This is an Australian hosted survival server, running Spigot, for optimum performance.

No whitelist, anyone can join.

Dedicated 24×7 symmetrical fibre connection. DDoS protected. Mature and experienced staff. Running on dedicated hardware. This is not a backyard operation. We have the skills and experience and as such this is a professional server.

We also have our own Teamspeak server, Forums and IRC server.

Teamspeak: teamspeak.sheen.id.au website / Forums : www.sheen.id.au IRC : irc.sheen.id.au port: 6667 or http://sheen.id.au:9090

Over 35,000 players have played with us. Why haven’t you ?

hungergames.sheen.id.au

LumixCraft

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

[LumixCraft]An easy and innovative survival server for all! We present our new and inspirational server LumixCraft from the creators of EaseCraft. We have advanced our skills to remodel the whole entire server to become an innovative and easy structure for the pleasure and enjoyment of our valuable players. With our professional staff we work hard and meet our goals to keep our users up to date. But for now we are in our server remodel session and will open on our scheduled date in the late summer of 2013. But for now we are in pre-beta. Currently our users are allowed to register at our website to keep in touch with our achievements and news to one day be able to fully play our server. Also if you join we will be giving out special pre-beta keys to certain players. Join us now to experience a part of our new modern server and to help our growing community! “We luminate your world”

184.95.39.130:25644

Void Lands

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9938
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Do you love servers that have all there is to offer? From Hardcore PvPing and Raiding to Legit Survival and Non Griefing? Interested in playing the Popular Hunger Games / Survival Games, Maybe a place to sit back and build and make some friends, show off some building skills maybe? How about play the legendary Skyblock, with friends?! Void Lands has absolutely all of there all in one server! We’re a 8GB RAM, 500 slot server that’s 24/7, Has Great staff always willing to help and their own Owner even willing to play with the members in a friendly game of Survival Games sometimes. We’re a fairly new server looking for friendly players and new friends. We want you to experience everything Multiplayer has to offer, in everyway. Don’t be shy and join today 🙂

voidlands.lumengaming.com

Risen From Prison

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Star Shards Collected:	59
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Animals Bred:	166
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

BUILDING A HUB SOON! in the prison, you have to Go through laborious and difficult mining to reach freedom from jail. You will need dedication and will need to earn respect from guards in order to be safe from the bad prisoners

216.245.196.173