Blocky Brits & Banter: The Minecraft Server Where Creepers Say ‘Cheerio, old chap!’

banter, blocky, Brits, Chap, Cheerio, Colonialism, confusion, CREEPERS, Cultural, disbelief, discrimination, Diversity, emotions, england, hate, History, Identity, loyalty, Minecraft, nationalism, Nationality, patriotism, prejudice, pride, Questioning, Server, Stereotypes, Unity

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a tea party with the Queen? Well, fear not, because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding crumpets, zombie butlers, and a secret underground lair where the ghost of Henry VIII likes to hang out.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Minecraft unicorn, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch it. And rumor has it that if you build a replica of Big Ben out of diamond blocks, the server will transform into a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s show England that Minecraft can be a whole lot crazier than tea and crumpets!

Zero

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Farms Harvested:	789	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Buildings Constructed:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ores Mined:	2269	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Zero is a parkour, mazes and puzzles server, there are over 150 levels and a hardcore system which includes 11 levels.

Server Hardware: Dedicated server / Hexacore / 24 GB DDR3 / 2x 120GB SSD / Gigabit connection

zero.minr.org

CreeperForge

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9060
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Welcome to CreeperForge!

Server Information: Dedicated 24/7 Survival/PVP; Normal difficulty Essentials TPA/Warps; personal warps available by donating Set homes; 2 for Members Grief Protection

Rules: No chat spamming No hacked clients No X-Ray; No harassing staff members No harassing other players No griefing or stealing No asking for ranks No asking for items to be spawned

108.174.60.67:25765

AntiCraftMc

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	113	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Towns Built:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

AntiCraft is a small survival server with a very nice community

108.60.194.11

Valkirias

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7691
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Farms Harvested:	738
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

We bring you this server so that you can enjoy it in the company of your friends and Minecraft people, who like to build and enjoy a large, united and social community.

A Valkyrian server where everything has a vk reason.

play.valkirias.xyz

Loot Network

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6049
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Towns Built:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

CREATIVE | CAFE SIMULATOR™ | SKYBLOCK | DAYZ SG

+ Friendly players + 24/7 uptime + No lag

Website: www.loot.network IP: play.loot.network Support: https://www.loot.network/support-tickets/open

We hope you enjoy your stay here at loot network.

play.loot.network

Skyblock

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2191
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

⥋ Updated to 1.6.2 ⥊ No whitelist, play as soon as you join! ⥋ 300 Slots! ⥋ Create your own island and invite friends! ⥊ 24/7 with daily backups. ⥋ Custom plugins, frequently optimized to ensure very little to no latency. ⥊ We have our own teamspeak server for better comunication. – ts.skyblock.pl ⥋ Nether is enabled everyday 17:00 – 19:00 (GMT) ⥊ Events every 30 minutes ⥋ Here are some screenshots: http://scr.hu/12gb/6y14f http://scr.hu/12gb/k1khe http://scr.hu/12gb/fq76s http://scr.hu/12gb/dwand http://scr.hu/12gb/p1bgu

mc.skyblock.pl

CraftRealms

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Towny

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Love Letters Sent:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

SITE: CraftRealms.com IP: mc.CraftRealms.com

Hello,

Welcome to CraftRealms. We have hit an amazing 50,000 NEW Users in 3 months! We are a fast growing community that welcomes new people at the best of its ability!

mc.craftrealms.com

UnknownCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ores Mined:	1934
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Enchantments Applied:	111	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Unknowncraft is based on my experience as a normal Minecraft player, looking at the flaws in servers that I have played on. I have experience running servers, administrating a few and moderating quite a few. I hope to provide the best experience for like-minded Minecraft players.

Main Plugins we use:TARDIS CommandBook iConomy ChestShop

Come check out our discord here: https://discord.gg/brd9xKqyy9 We highly suggest discord server to stay up to date on whats happening with the server. This is non-compulsory, but we do tend to have a lot of fun!

This server is based on my experience as a Minecraft player, and what I want in a good, high-quality server. I hope everyone that joins comes to be part of the community and has lots of fun!

MC.Unknowncraft.us

Mc-Designbox

Creative

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9482
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Villages Defended:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Crops Grown:	8733
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

MC-Designbox An “architecture” server for building houses and interior design.

Our server is characterized by unique construction methods in all possible styles. extremely beautiful, highly complex buildings and interiors to inspire Minecraft players.

As a guest, you can fly around the world in peace and quiet, chat as normal and get inspiration.

As a member, you can build on a maximum of 3 properties in a specially created world. If we like your buildings (at least 2/3), you even have a chance of being accepted as a builder.

As a builder you can build in the world, in areas secured by us.

There are currently no other ranks or are not available to the “public”. Come along and be amazed at what is possible in Minecraft!

93.186.207.67

Superizee

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Ores Mined:	8760
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

SuperizeeMC is a Faction/PvP server. We have shops, auctions and user kits. Work your way through the ranks. Survive, build, and craft your way to success, or simply donate. Join Superizee.com now!

superizee.com

Amish Paradise

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Hardcore Deathban PvP Survival. Our Deathban is 7 days. We offer a fun but fair vanilla PvP environment, Parkor arena, Spleef arena, Jousting arena, and much more! One of the web’s oldest Hardcore servers. ( Since October 2011! )

mc.amishsmp.net

BeastsmC Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	921
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Love Letters Sent:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Void Gems Collected:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

BeastsMC Survival is a thriving, well-established Minecraft server that places an emphasis on quality builds. We pride ourselves in having a very close, welcoming community so new players can jump right into the fun. We use Towny, but making a town is a difficult task. This encourages players to group up and build towns together. We do not tolerate any griefing, so your creations are always safe. Our staff is dedicated to your well-being.

BeastsMC Survival is for players who want an awesome community to live in. Whether you’re looking to play with a few friends or lead a huge community, BeastsMC Survival is for you.

Connect today and join the community!

s.beastsmc.com

Mineconomy

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9771
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

MineConomy is a different sort of Role Playing Game. We don’t add different races that focus on fighting and magic, we instead integrate specific aspects of normal Minecraft game play into a hardcore economy based survival role play experience.

play.mineconomy.org

Anolia PVP/PVE & Arcade

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	3343
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Anolia is an survival server that supports, PVP, PVE, and Factions with up to 30 players online. It may support economy in the future. Each new player starts with a kit to help them survive in this dangerous open world. The mobs are 10x stronger than normal.

172.245.31.104

WickedCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Skywars, Towny

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8335
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Farms Harvested:	678	Battle Standards Raised:	9

WickedCraft is a hub server with MULTIPLE GAME MODES, Mini Games, a very dedicated owner, and friendly staff. Currently we have several servers linked together with our hub. Wicked Main – SMP, Towny, Mcmmo, LWC, Player run economy Large Player run Mall, Large PVP Arena Wicked Creative – Grief free Plot Based Creative map Wicked Legit – Donator Perk Free SMP with minimal plugins, Mcmmo and LWC Wicked SkyBlock – SkyBlock at its best, You will also find Sky Wars on this map DvZ – Dwarves vs Zombies! Custom game setup with tons of unique features! We are in the process of setting up maps for: Wicked FPG – Factions PVP Griefing Wicked Hunger Games – The most fun Hunger Games maps you will find any where Sky Wars! -Plugin has been customized to make game play more balanced and fun! Tons of different maps to battle on! New and improved maps added daily. Plugin customized by the server owner to make game play more fun and balanced. What sets WickedCraft apart from other servers is that I focus more on game play and quality fun rather then profits. Most other server owners put the money from rank purchases back into their own pockets and invest as little as possible back into the server. WickedCraft is different, I take the money from rank purchases and buy the best servers and equipment we can afford. The result is LAG FREE servers with minimal down time and a more enjoyable experience for everyone. My only goal is to make sure that you have the best experience in all of minecraft. Unlike other server owners, I am always online playing legitly and interacting with all the players on a daily routine. This allows me to find faults / issues and fix them before anyone notices them. Another thing that sets WickedCraft apart from other servers is the plugins. I have been through multiple years of schooling to learn how to program Java properly. I love computers and programming, as a result I am always modifying and customizing the plugins, not only to reduce lag, but also to add new features and unique fun. Factions PVP Grief server now open!

play.wickedcraft.net