🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 3664 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 416 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6035 |
Our server is so amazing that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. We have a secret underground base where we throw epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon and even have a roller coaster that takes you through the Nether (watch out for the lava slides!).
But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours, a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed.
So what are you waiting for? Click that link and join the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).