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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Ores Mined: 6576
Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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