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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
Epic Quests Completed: 30 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 17

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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