come join our epic minecraft server where we guarantee you will be so addicted, you’ll forget to pee and poop properly like a normal human being! our server is so lit, it’ll make your bladder and bowels dysfunctional in no time! say goodbye to bathroom breaks and hello to endless hours of blocky fun! come on, who needs proper bodily functions when you can have a minecraft addiction instead? join now and embrace the dysfunction!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
Gods Slained: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Alien Abductions: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY