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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
Vanishing Items Found: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Runes Activated: 5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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