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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 7
Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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