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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 2502 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4985 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 27 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!
