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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 8212 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 739 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
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