Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing bigger than our builds is our sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures.

Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can engage in virtual “relations” with other players. It’s all in good fun, so don’t be shy to get down and dirty in our pixelated paradise!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. Rumor has it that if you can catch the chicken, it will grant you three wishes (and maybe a few feathers for good measure).

So come on down to our server and let loose with a community that knows how to have a good time. Just remember, it’s all in good fun – after all, it’s just sex, why do you all like to make such a big deal about it?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected: 183 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Hopela – Survival

    Hopela – Survival

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • MysticValleyCraft

    MysticValleyCraft

    Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 428 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Magic Items Found: 3921 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Airidale Classic Prisons

    Airidale Classic Prisons

    Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • AusCraft

    AusCraft

    » JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Mirkovic Junior High School

    Mirkovic Junior High School

    Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Enchantments Applied: 127
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Void Gems Collected: 19 Dragon Eggs Found: 2050

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Simplex

    Simplex

    Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 434 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • ChocoHills

    ChocoHills

    ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Chimeras Created: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Mines Excavated: 4254
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • HearthCraft

    HearthCraft

    HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 349 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Middle School Oasis

    Middle School Oasis

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 2875
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Minecraft Community Prison

    Minecraft Community Prison

    MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 401 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Emeralds Found: 7597
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Sky Kingdoms

    Sky Kingdoms

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Alien Abductions: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • MineTrade

    MineTrade

    MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Villages Defended: 16 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • InfiniteMC

    InfiniteMC

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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