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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is like losing your anal virginity for the first time – a wild and unforgettable experience!

Join our server for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas while battling flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the thrill of anal for the first time (metaphorically speaking, of course)? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	492

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Farms Harvested:	928	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Animals Bred:	117	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Potions Brewed:	27
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Animals Bred:	113

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Dragons Tamed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!