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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 7073 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
But that’s not all, our server has custom plugins that turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots rainbows and unicorns at your enemies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with talking cows that give you dating advice.
So why do I think she wants to fuck me? Because on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let the romance begin!