Blocky Booty Call: Where Coitus Won’t Make You Happy

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5671
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5

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CrownMC Survival

Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Star Shards Collected:	254	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Crownmc.net:19132

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Crops Grown:	5121
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

seiky.net

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6321
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

corn.gg

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4157
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Void Armor Forged:	27
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

conquerearthmc.com

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Farms Harvested:	976
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Crops Grown:	2240
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

stardix.com

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	599
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Towns Built:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

play.arcane-realms.org

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4612
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Crops Grown:	1361	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Potions Brewed:	50

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

jogar.absolutgg.com.br

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3852
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Votes:	8273	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

mc.savermc.net

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	962	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

EdenPrison.com

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5592
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

mcs.dogecraft.net

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9338
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3254	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Mines Excavated:	1587
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	37

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

37.59.219.147:25579

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5626
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Star Shards Collected:	287
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Animesucht.com

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5245	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

blotcraft.com

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

theuniverse.network

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Potions Brewed:	127	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

join.mineseed.org