Blocky Booty Call: Where Coitus Won’t Make You Happy

blocky, BOOTY, Call, Coitus, Commitment, Communication, emotional connection, fulfillment, Happiness, Happy, Intimacy, love, mental health, personal growth, physical connection, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, SELF AWARENESS, self love, self worth, self-care, sexual health, Trust, Wont

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

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Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

org.sapphiremc.net

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Items Found:	3811	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

play.solacemc.net

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4410
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

play.peacefulfarms.net

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	48	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

mc.gamersreact.net

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9304
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	132
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Towns Built:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

mc.cwresports.lk

CrownMC Survival

Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Crownmc.net:19132

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2860
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

seiky.net

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1822
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7978	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Chimeras Created:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Farms Harvested:	163
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

corn.gg

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Holy Grails Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Villages Defended:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Falling into the Void:	3

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

conquerearthmc.com

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

stardix.com

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3213
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2222	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

play.arcane-realms.org

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Dimension Hops:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Runes Activated:	8

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

jogar.absolutgg.com.br

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9580
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8573	Votes:	7339
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

mc.savermc.net

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Void Gems Collected:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

EdenPrison.com

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Dimension Hops:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

mcs.dogecraft.net