Blocky Booty Call: Where Coitus Won’t Make You Happy

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1379
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	388
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Items Found:	7574	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you happier than a pig in a mud bath? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why waste your time with coitus when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends?

Join our server and become part of a community that is more tight-knit than a spider’s web. We have more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and our virtual landscapes are so breathtaking they’ll make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets he left behind?

So ditch the coitus and join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

Itchy Dog

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

If you want to have a good time playing Minecraft with a relaxed and friendly bunch of players, then why not drop by and try us out?

Itchy Dog is a Bungee network with 6 uniquely themed servers (plus Lobby), for you to play on. When you join, you’ll begin on the Lobby server, from there you can take portals to the play servers: Itchy Dog – Survival ChewToy – Creative DogEatDog – PvP with seige DogHouse – RPG, quests and magic Cerberus – Hunger Games that auto resets the world each game Rabid – hostile environment and mobs, PvP and Gods.

There’s a global chat system, so you can hop around the servers to mix up your game while still being able to chat with other players, whatever server they, or you, are on.

We welcome guests, so you can jump right in and start playing, and the NPCs on Lobby will give you start-up info, and can even auto-promote you to full member so you don’t have to wait for a staff response to get access to extra commands. Grief protection is available on each server, along with full logging and active staff to keep your builds safe.

We’re a small, friendly community with plenty of capacity for new players; we welcome all ages but we do expect mature and reasonable behaviour. We have a zero tolerance policy for griefing and anti-social behaviour, so if you’re looking for somewhere to chill and relax, playing Minecraft, then drop in and give Itchy Dog a try.

itchydog.itchy-dog.co.uk

Majkrafci.pl PvP-Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Buildings Constructed:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Server Info: ●Server version: 1.5.2● ●IP: mc.majkrafci.pl● ●Website: www.majkrafci.pl● ●Server Style: PVP-RPG-HG-Survival..● ●Server Status: Online● ●Server Record: 862●

Server were made year ago and there are already 862 players online! Server is Multi-Style, you can play Survival, Kit-PvP, Hunger-Games, SkyBlock, TF2-Paintball and even Hardcore! On the server like PvP or Survival you’ll never get bored, because of players. There are many players everyday and you can find many friends or even build up a great team! Server is in Poland Language, but hey no worry, players will always speak back in english in case ;). So what are you waiting for? Get up and join the server now!

mc.majkrafci.pl

OzCraft [FACTIONS]

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2229

OzCraft is an upcoming PvP server designed to bring you the latest in gaming experience.

Specs: RAM: 12gb SLOTS: 500 Registered users: 5301

Come on in and make a faction!

203.33.121.21:25590

CraftWars- Polish server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	284	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

This is a brand new server, with freebuild, survival and creative.

s119.csrv.pl:49138

Minedlands

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Finally.. the vanilla server you’ve always wanted.

Minedlands is a simple, friendly, community oriented vanilla server. Many servers claim to be vanilla or have that ‘vanilla feel’, but every one I tried crushed this hope as I became bombarded by colored text, huge buildings, and walls filled with rules. Minedlands was inspired to be the kind of server that truly embodied the real vanilla experience. Minedlands uses Bukkit combined with only the most non-invasive plugins to help protect you from hackers and griefers. You can rest easy knowing that Minedlands does not and will not ever support unnecessary, flashy, or game changing plugins.

mc.minedlands.com

PhantomPvP

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchantments Applied:	280

PhantomPvP is an almost completely custom minecraft server including factions with skylands, creative, custom mob arena, kit games, and many more unique features. We strive to provide the best player experience when you join phantompvp and will ensure you that it will be like no other factions server you have seen before. Our main features are: – Factions, with many custom additions. – Special items that have unique abilities. – Custom enchants, aside vanillas enchants. – Donor point system, players can obtain donor perks with or without donating. – Custom creative plots, including a unique building mirror feature.

mc.phantompvp.net

Scavenger Craft PVP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Love Letters Sent:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Factions Server – JUST RESET

Scavenger Craft is a unique Factions Server that has been running for over three years. We run on top of the line hardware, DDoS protection, and server features. Our unique features are listed below.

– Skill Runes – Duels – King of the Hill – DropZone – Last Man Standing – Many PvP Areas – Custom Trading – Auction House – Many more!

Begin your adventure as a Scavenger today at SCAV.TV!

scav.tv

SmiteCraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2616
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Emeralds Found:	4023	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Animals Bred:	152
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

SmiteCraft Minigames-Survival

217.198.141.188

Emeraldcraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3628
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Farms Harvested:	743
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	2714
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

We are a friendly server with plenty of great plugins! Here are some of the highlights:

♦ Survival – No griefing, no PVP. Collect materials, share, trade, and build! ♦ LogBlock – Any grief can be easily rolled back ♦ Lag free – We run on a dedicated server! ♦ 24/7 – Play anytime! ♦ Buy/Sell based economy ♦ Warps – Four different themed warps to travel to when you first join! ♦ LWC – Auto-locking chests ♦ Mature, helpful staff

Join us today at emeraldcraft.no-ip.org!

emeraldcraft.no-ip.org

PeopleCraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8540
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Void Gems Collected:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Why PeopleCraft?

PeopleCraft offers a large selection of options such as a freebuild world, a PvP world or parkour. The larger events are announced 2 days in advance. For many Minecraft players it is important that all the extras keep building fun and we haven’t forgotten this! There is a calm climate in the freebuild world. If you don’t like the fact that the global chat is always so full, you have several options to avoid it.

play.peoplecraft.de

DroughtnutCraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5125
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4961	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Here we have a Vote point Shop, factions and Mcmmo! Perhaps you want to tame a mob? We use PetCreeper as well!

For us, we believe more power to the player. Meaning we have custom recipes that give you a variety of things! Want to make some spawn eggs? Perhaps a set of pre-enchanted weapons? You can do that too!

Looking forward to seeing you soon! -DroughtnutCraft Staff

play.droughtnutcraft.com

MiMinecraft.com

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	5094	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

We were a private community that has just recently went public!

miminecraft.com

Ingenious Gaming

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1406
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

OUR MISSION: Here at Ingenious Gaming we are working hard to give you the best Minecraft experience possible. With top of the line hardware to give you a lag-free experience. For the past 2 years we have hosted many Garry’s Mod Servers, and are finally ready to take foot into Minecraft hosting.

SERVER IP’S AND LINKS:

Minecraft [PVP/Survival]: ingeniousgaming.org

Mumble Server: ingeniousgaming.mumble.com:3493

Community Website: ingeniousgaming.org

ingeniousgaming.org

UKCraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7952
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	3037	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Crops Grown:	1317	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

198.24.171.34

MineCarts

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	15	Star Shards Collected:	174
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

MineCarts.nl is an Creative and PvP server We offer different sizes of plots and also some mini games.

mc.minecarts.nl