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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 8668 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 227 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
First of all, our server has zero sex appeal. That’s right, you won’t find any pixelated hotties here, just a bunch of blocky characters running around like headless chickens. And don’t even get me started on the lack of lines. Who needs dialogue when you can just communicate through awkwardly placed blocks?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most unlikable personalities you’ll ever meet. From players who hoard all the diamonds to those who build giant phallic structures, you’ll never be bored with the drama that unfolds here.
And let’s not forget about our one good ID. It’s like finding a diamond in a chest full of dirt blocks. Treasure it, cherish it, and use it to your advantage as you navigate through this wacky world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most degenerate fanbase in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).